Giant Jellyfish!!!

[Jing]

Nah, it just becomes your tongue and bums some food off of you when you eat. To be honest, it would actually make for a pretty kickass pet. You don't have to walk it, clean it, train it, or anything. And to feed it you just eat some sushi. I'd name mine Clarence.

It shits down your throat.

Clarence would be a good name.

 

[Phreaxer]

Nuke the seas.

France tested nukes in the ocean for decades... correlation? I'd venture to say yes, stupid Frenchies...

 

[SevenSamurai]

OMFG, hope the first one is shopped.

Fuck

 

[Mordin Solus]

This is why we need to pollute the oceans so we can kill these mutated monsters and save ourselves from total annihilation. Screw Peta.

 

[seatea]

The first photo isn't real.

 

[Osiris007]

Why? Such wonderful things live in there.

I just read that people are eating some of the Cymothoa exigua as a regular part of their diet

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

I just read that people are eating some of the Cymothoa exigua as a regular part of their diet

Japanese?? No racist.

 

[evansusmc2]

HAHA!! Good stuff guys.

Although it's pretty sad when the best thread (imo) on Sherdog.net just so happens to be a jellyfish thread.

 

[Osiris007]

Japanese?? No racist.

It wouldnt say but it came from a lawsuit of a chain of supermarkets that sold eastern pacific snappers that were contaminated with the parasite. People started suing the chain and the courts dismissed the lawsuit stating the parasites are harmless in humans and that people consume them as part of their diet. It also went on to say that the only way they harm humans is if they are alive because they can bite you.

 

[Iroh]

That's nothing

That's nothing. I'll pm you my peen pics.