Giant Jellyfish!!!

[mikezismike]

lot's of mystery going down under the ocean

 

[Roop Holstry]

fuck the ocean

Why? Such wonderful things live in there.

 

[Thrawn33]

Japan's final answer:

Spoiler

Jellyfishes' final answer:

Spoiler

 

[Slick_36]

Why? Such wonderful things live in there.

I read an article on the worst parasites out there, this thing wasn't even top five. And everything above it was based on land.

 

[Roop Holstry]

I read an article on the worst parasites out there, this thing wasn't even top five. And everything above it was based on land.

The worst one by far is the fish that swims into your peehole and shoots spines out to lock itself in.

 

[Shot]

Is that a Jellyfish or Cthulu??

This thread is freakin me out. I'm getting bubbleguts.

 

[weed]

Is that a Jellyfish or Cthulu??

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

If I remember correctly they were destroying those giant jellies in Japan which just caused the population to increase. Food times. Also hoorah for Boston getting the biggest one.

 

[Gorgo]

Why? Such wonderful things live in there.

WTF!!!! I'm outta here.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

The worst one by far is the fish that swims into your peehole and shoots spines out to lock itself in.

Yeah thats why I wear a condom in the water

 

[Ablis89]

Why? Such wonderful things live in there.

That's a whole lot of nope!

 

[Slick_36]

It eats your tongue? And eats for you.

Nah, it just becomes your tongue and bums some food off of you when you eat. To be honest, it would actually make for a pretty kickass pet. You don't have to walk it, clean it, train it, or anything. And to feed it you just eat some sushi. I'd name mine Clarence.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

That's nothing

WTF is that man!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cestus]

Nah, it just becomes your tongue and bums some food off of you when you eat. To be honest, it would actually make for a pretty kickass pet. You don't have to walk it, clean it, train it, or anything. And to feed it you just eat some sushi. I'd name mine Clarence.

And most important it will give a +300% performance boost to your cunnilingus

 

[MortalWombat]

And most important it will give a +300% performance boost to your cunnilingus

Oh dear lord.


I wonder if we'll ever see the day when men will get vibrating implants on their tongues.

 

[Sir Galahad]

scuba gear?

 

[MortalWombat]

Of course, at the other end of the spectrum we have the irukandji.

Little things, but a sting leads to irukandji syndrome.

Irukandji syndrome includes an array of systemic symptoms, including severe headache, backache, muscle pains, chest and abdominal pain, nausea and vomiting, sweating, anxiety, hypertension, tachycardia and pulmonary edema. One unusual symptom associated with the syndrome is a feeling of "impending doom". Patients have been reported as being so certain they are going to die, they beg their doctors to kill them to get it over with. Symptoms generally abate in four to 30 hours, but may take up to two weeks to resolve completely..

I think I may have irukandji venom circulating in this room.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Looks like a good meal.

 

[WARserra]

I'd rather deal with Graboids.

 

[Linkuei]

The first one is shopped.

The scale is way off.

The ancient sperm whale was the same size as the regular sperm whale.

Thank god.