Social Giant flying spiders invade the United States

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Really? That's pretty cool. What is their strategy for subduing/killing prey?

They will wrap their prey tightly in silk, then regurgitate enzymes all over it and then slurp up the milkshake.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

finally, a reason to own a flamethrower.

 

[Otto!]

Nuke em from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

 

[Osculater]

Finally we get the upgrade for the Murder Hornet’s…

Send dem spiders to the west coast LOL

 

[Osculater]

Hmm. First the Muder Hornats invaded the country, then Covid hit and we never heard about them again. Now flying Spiders? I guess another virus is on the horizon.

The bird flu coming soon near you

 

[nhbbear]

They’re completely physically harmless. Now, they may fuck you up, down, and sideways mentally and put your therapist in a new Mercedes

 

[White Whale]

Nuking New York is still an option.

 

[StonedLemur]

Imagine walking down the street and one of these things flying into your face.

Im not afraid of spiders, but I might pee a little sir lol.

 

[Scheme]

If these spiders were that bad then how come Japan has the highest life expectancy in the world?

 

[White Whale]

If these spiders were that bad then how come Japan has the highest life expectancy in the world?

They smoke more than other 1st world nations.

 

[MeatheadMike]

Maybe they can eat lanternflies

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this, and apparently they do.

Now all we need is an invasive Asian species of lizard or bat to solve the spider problem.

 

[650lb Sumo]

One man tried to warn us, but his work was dismissed as the ravings of a madman, and now it's too late...

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this, and apparently they do.

Now all we need is an invasive Asian species of lizard or bat to solve the spider problem.

unless, there is one last, desperate option...

 

[squeezewax]

Spider World is one of my favourite series of books.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Send dem spiders to the west coast LOL

no. there's already enough murder hornets to go around.

actually wait, apparently they are gone from the pacific northwest now.

praise the sun!

 

[Broke Lester]

Fuck that, I see one of these things and I'm trying to kill it immediately. Looks too menacing to let live.

 

[Roop Holstry]

Haven’t seen any yet in NJ. They aren’t known to be aggressive and their venom apparently isn’t dangerous to humans.

I could swear I already saw some in NJ last summer.

There were tons of lantern flies in the area I saw them too. Hopefully they like eating those fuckers.

 

[spamking]

Imagine walking down the street and one of these things flying into your face.

I've been walking in the woods to a tree stand in the dark and walked into an Orb-Weaver Spider web . . . that'll freak a guy out.

 

[USA!USA!]

I've been walking in the woods to a tree stand in the dark and walked into an Orb-Weaver Spider web . . . that'll freak a guy out.

Fuck that..

I am fine with Spiders existing.. as long as they don't come into contact with me!

If I see one in my house I drop everything until that fucker is dead.