Ghostjack, Good New and Bad News

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  1. Meat Fist

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    Good news: Scientists now say that new information shows that the asteroid's course should bypass the earth's orbit and there is less than a 1 in a million chance of it hitting.

    Bad news: those are the same odds they gave getting the miners out of the shaft alive.
     
  2. VOD

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    Well thanks for the head's up. I'm going to prepare my bomb-shelter now. I'll be back later.
     
  3. RAZOR1

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    I prefer anarchy to chaos so let's collectively spin the wheel, pass the bottle and keep our toes crossed.
     
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    As long as Azerbajan gets a damn good smiting i'll be happy
     
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    I have a pretty solid basement, I think I can handle the impact.
     
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    ahh the 50's logic to Nuclear bombs it sounds like, by erecting a corrugated tin shed, painting it white and shoving all the tinned stuff you would never eat anyway, a couple of mouldy blankets that may have been pinched off a tramp, and you're all set for armageddon
     
  7. RAZOR1

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    I'm locking myself in the fridge, with at least a weeks supply of JIF and a rag.
     
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    I was just going to lie under my bed with a hip flask of gin, i'm not even talking about asteroids now
     
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    Nobody ever looks for the Mutant Space Fungus...its out there...waiting...watching....
     
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    I always wanted to learn Hebrew and have sex with the Dahm tripletts...damn the best laid plans.
     
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    is it such a bad thing, we need a couple of billion off this earth

    whats wrong with azerbajan:eek: , lets hope it hits saudi arabia or israel
     
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    ...would you settle for Latin and the Olsen twins?
     
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    underground we go.
     
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    I could live without Hanson too. MMMmmmmbop, bop, bop, mmmmmmbop.
     

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