GF bought me an Ipad, then cheated on me.

[Paulaoki]

But seriously - stop being a little bitch. If you don't trust her, leave her. Fuck if she is or isn't cheating on you. Fuck the iPad. If you don't trust her, your relationship is fucked. Done and Done.

this.

 

[HankTheHookworm]

But seriously - stop being a little bitch. If you don't trust her, leave her. Fuck if she is or isn't cheating on you. Fuck the iPad. If you don't trust her, your relationship is fucked. Done and Done.

Very true, but I like my plan better.

 

[MissTschirhart]

For all we know this is a very reasonable woman. Don't automatically assume this guy doesn't deserve even less than what he's getting. The woman puts up with a Sherdogger. That's enough to qualify for sainthood most times.

This made me laugh.

 

[MArio915]

I told her to buy you the Ipad. I kidd I kidd.

 

[Deleted member 245586]

I guess I could be like "thanks for the Ipad, whore" But I want to demand the 3 grand ring I gave her back.... so Id rather not ahve something she just gave me on hand for her to do the same.

And trust me I will be getting all my stuff back that is at her house, but I wont demand any of the gifts, beside the ring, back.

I bet the guy that's banging her has christened that ring many times. You sure you want that back?

 

[Mr. Omoplata]

I bet the guy that's banging her has christened that ring many times. You sure you want that back?

For 3g ring? I personally wouldn't care if it's seen his Hershey highway.

 

[Deleted member 245586]

For 3g ring? I personally wouldn't care if it's seen his Hershey highway.

Nobody's going to pay him 3 grand for a splooged ring!

That thing has taken a serious depreciation hit.

 

[Mr. Omoplata]

Nobody's going to pay him 3 grand for a splooged ring!

That thing has taken a serious depreciation hit.

This is what oxi-clean is for.

 

[JSN]

when she gives you the ipad, throw it against the wall, say "oops" then beat her in the uterus with a fire poker.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Explode on her. Call her every name in the book till she threatens to call the police on you.

 

[Concurssi]

Didn't read through the whole thread, but since she's cheating on you, maybe just cheat on her, and take the shit she keeps buying you?

 

[Failcake]

Get the ipad.

Tell her you need the ring back...for a surprise.

 

[KilledByDeath]

i curse this thread. Thinnnner.

Awesome i feel myself losing weight already,
Alright back to my chimichongas and beer XD

 

[AgeofEmpires2**]

She is supposed to be going to a B&B about 150 miles away, but the dude lives almost 500 miles away, and has no transportation. So I will just compare the mileage when she gets back.

It seems pretty obvious to me what is going on.

I can't wait until she gets back! Keep us updated, in fact PM me a link back to this thread or the new one you will make if you do ever update it. This has the potential to get REAL GOOD.

Also I agree with Workers United. Hire a P.I. to take pictures. Then you have REAL PROOF.

 

[Scorched Earth]

The cheating I could handle but buying me the iPad would be a blow my manhood couldn't take.

 

[lukey]

Whens she due back? Meet with her and be in a rush, secure possession of the ipad and tell her we gotta talk later and get out of there, check out the milage on the car and next time you see her (ipad stashed where she cant take it back) confront her. Im looking forward to hearing how this plays out

 

[RetiredWisFighter]

Take the ipad and smash it in front of her. Tell her you know.

 

[redaxe]

I had a buddy dating a stripper, she was hot as hell but never cheated on him ...besides showing her tits to the 200 men who showed up nightly, anyways ..friend got tired of her, so one day she went out and bought my buddy a brand new grill ...they assembled it and set it up ...then my buddy said ...hey you should go get some groceries so we can grill it up tonight.

The Stripper went to the store picked up burgers,brats, hot dogs, chips, pop and beer ... when she came home carrying all the groceries in she got to the door ...it was locked ...she knocked ...and knocked before finally my buddy from the other side of the door said ---it's over bitch! Then he went back to playing Super Techmo Bowl for NES.


I'd recommend something along these lines with your girl and the ipad, get possession of that shit , hang with her for a little bit then have her go get you some taco bell or some shit ..when she comes back ...lock her out and say "Go Suck on that other Guys Cock you filthy-filthy....filthy...whore." then go enjoy your ipad.

So what did she do to deserve it? Just being a stripper?

I'd be worried about her keying my car or some shit if I did anything that mean to dump a girl

 

[MMA Genius***]

So my GF is out of town right now, supposedly taking a "mini vacation" but she is cheating on me. I know she is cheating on me, and will be able to prove it when she gets back. But she called yesterday and told me she bought me a new Ipad, I guess it is some kind of way to relieve her guilt or something.

I want to crush her when she gets back because Ive been confronting her with little shit over the past couple of weeks and she always plays it off like I am crazy. I dont want to do the meek little "I love you how could you do this to me" crap. But I also want the Ipad...

Thinking of taking the Ipad, taking it home, then confronting her the next time I see her. What would you guys do?

she cant legally take the ipad back.. its yours

 

[Rubber_fist]

1 - Apple's shit is getting more and more expensive.

2 - Relationship = doomed.

3 - Accept #2.

4 - Accept the iPad. Feign happiness.

5 - Ask for the ring back with a story like: "You're the best. I want to have something special engraved in the band. Please give me the ring so that I can bring it to the shop tomorrow. Love you shmoopy!"

6 - *Optional* If you've managed to get ahold of the ring, then you might consider sawing-off a piece, one last time. Feel free to indulge your inner, repressed pig: aim for the mouth, hair, or better yet, give her a dose of red-eye. Try to play the back-9, slap her ass like she's a whore (well, isn't she?)...whatever your little heart desires. Even better, try taking a compromising pic of her while you nail her from behind or something demeaning - save this pic for #8 below.

7 - Tomorrow happens.

8 - Replace the iPad with something of equal weight, such as a heavy picture frame with the candid from #6 above.

9 - Tape up the iPad box really well.

10 - Give iSlut back the "gift" with some barbs like "Sorry, but upon reflection, I can't accept a gift from a rotten, lying, whore like you. Maybe you can give this to iNotsoEx or return it for the cash so's the two of you can have another little getaway. Either way, fack orf. Liar. Cheater. Whore." If you're uncertain of what to say, or need to get psyched up, please refer to any of the easily obtainable mpegs of the calls between Mel Gibson and his ex.

11 - Get what you can for the ring and treat yourself to something nice.

12 - Await with great anticipation for the text/calls/stories of what happens when iSlut attempts to get a refund or gives iNotsoEx a present of her looking like a whore.

13 - Become subject of "F*ck Yeah!" meme.

14 - Become the first guy with this sort of dilemna to win at Sherdog.