Health Getting a hemmeroidectomy on 10/30

[FilipEmoFights]

Wow, I was assuming you were going to say 50's and obese or something... that's rough dude, too young for this stuff

Lol yeah man I survived a brain tumor as an infant as well

 

[TrueBias]

I know how it goes. Its like you're a vampire taking a shit right? Im on the toilet right now, with a brand new asshole. This is my 2nd recovery.

1st time it was a stapled hemerroidectomy. No sleep for 3 weeks.

This time it was some energy shit. Basically they pull the hemmeroid, then use highly heated forceps to burn off the fuckers, and it ultimately cultures (is that the word), it burns off the gap preventing blood loss. .
This time, i got valium, oxy, and some shit to cope with nausea. Coughing was hell in earth and I cant imagine sneezing or laughing. But it was a lot better this go around.

 

[TrueBias]

Oh, mine were internal.

1st time, at 33 years old, I'd shit, roids would come out like a bundle of grapes. If I was at work, I'd then walk terribly, bleeding in all of my shorts.

2nd time was the same go around, but not as bad. Seeing as how I know what was coming, I decided to get it done again.

Truth is, its rare to have this operation done 2x, but I sure did. Im so glad.i had the new procedure. Lemme see if I can find jt...

 

[TrueBias]

This is what I had done.

Skip to near the end.
You still bleed for a bit, but NOTHING like before and no lumps.

Dr. will likely say you can eat whatever and you can, but take stool.softeners and have those pain killers in you working full time for your first new shit. Its gonna hurt.

 

[Contempt]

Lol yeah man I survived a brain tumor as an infant as well

I guess you just can't help bad luck...

 

[cincymma79]

And then after YEARS away I can finally go back to ziuuu zeeittsuuu

you’ve been a pain in everyone else’s ass so long though

just kidding but you teed that shit up

 

[Volador]

I think I had one of these but never got it assessed by a doctor or diagnosed. I would find blood all the time while wiping and it hurt like hell. One day I was taking a deuce and felt a sort of burst and sudden change in pressure, and had a huge amount of blood come out compared to normal. I think I made it explode and it went away. Shit was gnarly, literally. Good luck sherbro.

 

[jeff7b9]

No pics?

 

[Kardashians]

This thread scares me, the things the human body can do

 

[William Huggins]

Too much butt sex will bring them back

He wears adult diapers.......

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

This ain't the thread to read half way through taking a shit.

 

[TJ Dillashank]

He wears adult diapers.......

that may confirm the fetish sex then.

 

[Other]

Good luck

They come back

 

[William Huggins]

that may confirm the fetish sex then.

Adult diaper with fox tail butt plug.......

 

[TJ Dillashank]

Adult diaper with fox tail butt plug.......

I wouldn't put anything past a Mayberry regular tbh

 

[William Huggins]

I wouldn't put anything past a Mayberry regular tbh

Stuffing is always on the menu at The Mayberry....

 

[CrimsonFan]

I had this surgery done in my 20s.

If i had any recommendations it would be to not take the pain medicine unless absolutely necessary. Opiates make you constipated and i was an addict at the time when i had this done. So i abused the hell out of my pills then i didnt shit for 5 days post surgery


Man, it was the biggest snd worst shit of my life. It was like giving birth i had to poop in the bath tub and it was like the size of half a football.

But honestly that was like 10+ years ago and while ive had some minor hemmeroids since nothing major like that. I think quitting drinking really helped my bowel movements not be more regular. Like one normal shit a day instead of a bunch of watery painful craps all the time.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Good luck, Sherbrah!

Stay adequately hydrated always, especially while out drinking with the boys, and start taking psyllium husk powder if you haven't already.

Keep suppositories on hand for when you start to feel a flare up, immediately push one of them bad boys up there to calm it down.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Thanks bro
Tbh apparently the bleeding has gotten so bad it lowered my hemoglobin/blood oxygen levels to a 7.0 when it’s supposed to be 14. Allegedly people start going into shock or having heart attacks any lower than it is now. It’s forced me to get iron infusions so hopefully this completely eliminates the bleeding.
You guys don’t want to know how it feels to bleed out of your ass every single bowel movement just to have it coagulate and crust up the whole area
I have to shower every single time I crap, don’t even wanna bang my gf sometimes, and they are so swollen inside that it literally puts pressure on the prostate/gooch area and makes it hard to piss and even ejaculate at times…like the space where fluid is supposed to come out has so much pressure on it that it stops it from being able to come out, takes like two minutes to piss sometimes it’s fucking annoying and makes orgasms unpleasurable with no release (I have to angle my body certain ways to allow it to come out) and that is a horrible feeling. I know it’s going to hurt but the benefits of this surgery will clearly be worth it. Sorry for getting so descriptive

Holy shit, dude. That can't be just a regular ol' hemmie, you've got to have a chronically-open vein just dumping blood into your ass.

 

[Meatspin]

Good luck, Sherbrah!

Stay adequately hydrated always, especially while out drinking with the boys, and start taking psyllium husk powder if you haven't already.

Keep suppositories on hand for when you start to feel a flare up, immediately push one of them bad boys up there to calm it down.

Not convinced sticking something into your freshly surgerized asshole is a good idea? Not a dr.