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at least 65 times within the timespan of 2 months. they were quite literally getting duped every single day!
and that's not even counting the italian satellites, clint hickman's chickens, hugo chavez, bamboo ballots, chinese thermostats, obama's microwaves, and all the rest of their whackadoodle conspiracy theories that were too crazy for them to bring up in court. well actually one time druncle rudy stood in front of judge brann and tried to pin the steal on JFK and mickey mouse!
that was a disaster of a hearing. druncle rudy said that the fraud was nationwide, but then told the judge that they weren't alleging any fraud. he then said he had no idea how many illegal ballots there were. and despite using the word "opacity" in his own legal filings, he then told the judge that opacity is a big word and he doesn't actually know what that word means.
that was actually the furthest that they've made it in any of their cases, where they actually get to go up there and talk to the judge. most of the times their lawsuits were so frivolous that they were rightfully being laughed out of court the moment that the judge would even read their filing. we're talking chockers full of typos, filed outside of the courts jurisdiction, once they even filed a lawsuit in the wrong god damn state! it appears as if these people slopped their filings together during their lunch break, and they did so before election day had even arrived!
an hour after the polls closed on election day, they had already filed 6 lawsuits, likely containing thousands of pages of slop. and the very next morning they filed a whole bunch more. clearly none of that was any evidence of any real world crime that they uncovered during the actual election. they were simply just trying to challenge the voting laws and have ballots thrown out in counties that they needed to win. they sat there trying to argue to the courts to throw out millions of ballots and disenfranchise millions of voters, but not once did they ever put forward any evidence of any actual crime which might compel the judge to actually go and do that.
no wonder why trump didn't pay any of his circus clowns. i don't know about you but i wouldn't want any of these idiots representing me in any legal manner. they would turn my parking ticket into the death penalty.
when you need to throw out millions of election ballots in the name of democracy and overturn a presidential election and you've fleeced your adoring fans for over 300 million dollars, who better to turn to to do your bidding than a bunch of personal injury lawyers, divorce attorneys, tobacco lawyers, a swingset installer, a group of cyber ninja's who have never conducted any kind of audit at any point of their lives, a qanon kraken conspiratard, the OANN bimbo squad, a crackhead pillow salesman, a misdemeanor traffic offense prosecutor, a frequent flyer to epstein island who once stated that the age of consent needs to be lowered, and a drunken washed up former mayor?
that's quite the all star team that they were able to put together with all of that money they grifted from their base. only the best! and by that i mean only the best people that they could manage to find who were willing to put their reputations on the line and do their legal bidding after everybody else knew that they were full of shit and told them to kick rocks. i'm surprised that they didn't try to get that melania lookalike parking garage lawyer in there too!
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