Funny or Cute Things Little Kids Say

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

So I’ve been trying to introduce my two and a half year old son to Star Wars since the New Year and on Tuesday night I watched the Empire Strikes Back with him. We were at the scene during the battle of Hoth where Wedge brings down the AT-AT walker by tripping it up with a cable.

When my son, who barely talks, saw this he went “oh no! Dinosaur owie!” <Lmaoo><45>

Funniest and cutest thing he’s said yet.

Share some of your funny toddler and little kid quotes.

 

[I Am Legion]

My friends daughter goes to her mom and says “I wanna kill you and eep you in my room so you will never leave”......so cute.

 

[NaughtyBoy]

I find this pretty hilarious...

 

[Uptown Swinger]

Long time ago I was at Coney Island with my friend Mike, his daughter's mom and his 5 year old daughter. Mike gets into a road rage argument with another driver. I get out the car to deescalate and stop Will from getting closer to the other driver. Once we are all back in the car Mike's 5 year old daughter says "If that was me I would put poison in his medicine so he can die!" We laughed...then Mike says - "You see Uptown - that's why you shouldn't have babies with thug bitches".

 

[Uptown Swinger]

Long time ago...
My son (6 or 7 yrs old) comes home with a serious look on his face and confronts my wife and I.
He says "you guys have been lying to me this whole time but I know the truth now". We ask what's up?
He said "Babies do not come out of the mom's belly button . . . they come out of the ass holes!"

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

My nephew shit his diaper and started pointing at it, screaming CACA, CACA with a big enthusiastic smile.

I found it fucking hilarious, and then it got even funnier when his parents were cheering like "YAAAY! GOOD BOY!"

Lmao i guess this is how you potty train kids? Make em proud of their shits?

 

[Kanuck99]

My three year old son says that Daddy has a big penis, lol.

 

[Pugilistic]

My cousin's kid is a bit more than a year old now and for his birthday, my mom got him a box of toy dinosaurs. He was looking at the box and kept going, "Whoa! Wow! Ooh!" non-stop lol. I used to love dinosaurs too and I don't know what it is about little boys and dinosaurs.