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Full kit w**kers, now an MMA problem? Challenge....

Obviously this went over my head as I'm not aware of stereotypes particular to "Scousers," but I did chuckle because (a) they sound exactly like the two morons that Barry the Baptist hired to steal those shotguns in Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, and (b) they have perms just like the fat moron from the aforementioned movie. So I guess being a permed moron really is a thing among this tribe.

Harry Enfield's Scousers sketch was taken from the perm and porn tash combo proudly sported by Liverpool-based footballers in the 80s, and the C4 soap Brookside too. Mind, it wasn't just Liverpool footballers, every fucker back then was sporting one. The fans joined in with Harry's dig too:

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Full kit wanker car seats. Now I've seen everything

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Harry Enfield's Scousers sketch was taken from the perm and porn tash combo proudly sported by Liverpool-based footballers in the 80s, and the C4 soap Brookside too. Mind, it wasn't just Liverpool footballers, every fucker back then was sporting one. The fans joined in with Harry's dig too:

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Was going to post this picture when I saw the Harry Enfield sketch actually. :icon_chee
 
Lol I googled it and "Full Kit wanker" is actually a thing haha. I actually don't think this will be a problem in The U.S., people know they will be fucked with unsparingly if they wear UFC Kit in public.
 
I've seem some kids in the ghetto wearing basketball jersey/short combination. That's always been a thing here. I didn't think much of it though and it's not the same as these guys walking around with cleats, socks, etc. Never been into jersey's myself, or any sports wear for that matter. Probably because MMA is the only sport I've ever really followed.


These dudes look ridiculous, though.
 
A football kit is one thing, you could actually be on your way to playing football. A UFC kit is a whole other thing, since nobody on their way to training MMA would actually wear that.
 
I'm sure there are different terms everywhere...but whenever we saw a guy sporting all the same gear from one company or team, we called them 'beaters'. it also applied even if the person was actually playing the sport, but was a shit player.

'full kit wanker' sounds way better though...I have to give you that, TS ;)
 
I wonder if the SoCal bros will adopt the Reebok kit or stay in their tapout/whatever brand stuff they're currently wearing.
 
A football kit is one thing, you could actually be on your way to playing football. A UFC kit is a whole other thing, since nobody on their way to training MMA would actually wear that.

If you're on the way to playing 5aside you kind of get a pass, but then you still do look a bit stupid wearing matching shirt, shorts and socks of say Liverpool or Man United or something.
 
A football kit is one thing, you could actually be on your way to playing football. A UFC kit is a whole other thing, since nobody on their way to training MMA would actually wear that.

You shouldn't even wear it on your way there. Take it in a bag and get changed.

That said, I'd love to see someone sliding all over the place, having insisted on wearing their boots as well as their kit.
 
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