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Full kit w**kers, now an MMA problem? Challenge....

Im pretty sure that last guy is an actual soccer player

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I saw one but did not have my camera.

Wow, it was fucking bad. I was a bit stunned in disgust.

It was at -- Wal-Mart. He was some mid-20's Beta Male with his mom.

It was in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
 
Ok so for the British, Irish and some other Europeans the phenomenon of the full kit wanker won't need explaining, but for the rest of you, I'll explain.

A full kit wanker is a grown up who thinks it's socially acceptable or even funny/amusing to wear a full kit (usually soccer) in public when not participating in the sport, whereas everyone else thinks it just makes them look a ****. We're not talking just a shirt/jersey but also the shorts and socks, some even take it to such extreme levels to wear shin pads and a captains arm band.

Wait. Wait guys. WAIT.

What the fuck is a captain's arm band?
 
I wouldn't be surprised if some MacGregor fan did this.
 
so theyre fans of a certain team or person and they wear what theyve bought in public and this makes other people mad...​
 
so theyre fans of a certain team or person and they wear what theyve bought in public and this makes other people mad...​

It doesn't make me mad I just find it rather amusing for a variety of reasons .
 
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Wait. Wait guys. WAIT.

What the fuck is a captain's arm band?

When you're captain of the team you wear the captains arm ban basically telling everyone you're the shit.
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Maybe not full kit but full on Gabriel Iglesias stage 6 - Awwww hellll no

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Doesn't happen too often here, too cold. But you get a lot of hockey jerseys at times of no hockey games.
 
When you're captain of the team you wear the captains arm ban basically telling everyone you're the shit.
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Interesting choice of picture so people can see the difference between a complete and utter wanker and a full kit one .
 
so theyre fans of a certain team or person and they wear what theyve bought in public and this makes other people mad...​

Youre missing the point....

Wearing a football shirt on its own is fine..

But walking around in football shirt, shorts, socks, matching shoes, shinpads and captains armband to do your shopping is wankerish..

Just as wearing a tapout t-shirt is fine...

But going to your local gym wearing, Aldo shirt, Aldo shorts, Aldo socks, aldo mouthguard, and aldo gloves would be decidedly wankerish

its the difference between wearing kit, and wearing "full" kit.. hence the "Full" kit wanker
 
Wow great thread!

If I ever find one MMAFKW will take a pic for sure!

Also, who the fuck in this universe uses a football kit with formal shoes?!?
 
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