French hospital partially evacuated as 8x2" WW1 shell removed from 88yo man's rectum

[Takes Two To Tango]

Ouch

 

[TTech]

Less surprised by crazy actions people do more surprised how the HECK did he manage to stuff it there...its like a baby size

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Still?

yeah I mean, think of the prep work involved at that age. you have less flexibility, chances of a stroke or breaking a hip....

 

[Legumes]

Grandpa's weapons of ass destruction, order your copy just in time for Christmas.

 

[chill doggie]

^^^^^^Damn us sherddoggers are now 6'6" 275 lbs and smarter than doctors lol.

 

[AbominableJoman]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-n...-80-year-old-man-has-first-world-war-removed/
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...rriving-WWI-artillery-shell-stuck-rectum.html

A French hospital had to be evacuated after a man in his 80s presented to doctors with a First World War shell stuck inside his rear.

Though the 88-year-old assured staff the shell was a collector’s item that had been deactivated, staff at the Sainte Musse Hospital in Toulon scrambled to evacuate some of its patients, redirect others, and call in the bomb squad.

“An apple, a mango, or even shaving foam…we’re used to finding unusual objects inserted where they shouldn’t be,” an unnamed ER staffer told the local paper Nice-Matin, which broke the story.

“But a shell? Never.”

The man’s appearance at the hospital required a major reshuffling and partial evacuation of patients, most notably the paediatric unit, to the main hall. For a few hours on that Saturday evening, new patients were also redirected to other hospitals.

Once the bomb technicians confirmed that the shell was indeed inactive and ruled out the possibility of an explosion, doctors proceeded with the removal of the war relic. But as told to the Nice-Matin, “it rarely comes out from where it comes in”.

To extract the shell, which measured around six centimetres in diameter and 20 centimetres in length, doctors had to perform abdominal surgery and remove it from the other end.

The man had reportedly found the shell at his brother’s home. The surgery went smoothly and the patient is recovering.

Spoiler: Picture of Shell

@OverhandRightKayo


Bro

 

[Satan's Daddy.]

Can he keep it at least or did they steal it off him?

For "safety reasons" or more like auctioning it off somewhere for profit.

 

[Plutoburn]

This sound like a news title from Onions.

 

[Sweater of AV]

 

[ScarfaceJr]

I knew a nurse in an ER and she said guys routinely came in with stuff shoved up their butts. Light bulbs, vacuum cleaner attachments, hand tools. She said they always said something like this: "Well, I was alone, kinda bored and well, it just happened."

 

[OverhandRightKayo]

@OverhandRightKayo


Bro

Please my bro... Let it happen...

 

[KOQ24]

He wasn't ready to go plugging ww1 shells. Should have trained his asshole more. There are people who can take something that size and bigger. They make good money on OnlyFans.

Bet Ava Devine could take this

 

[BreatheSherBro]

Bet Ava Devine could take this

I think anyone who does double or tripple anal and approaches it with the right mindset would have a good shot at it. That particular orifice is nightmareishly elastic.

 

[KOQ24]

I think anyone who does double or tripple anal and approaches it with the right mindset would have a good shot at it. That particular orifice is nightmareishly elastic.

I know.I've taken some dumps that really made me appreciate the elasticity of a colon.

 

[nhbfan8080]

What an assclown, should've taken him to an empty graveyard and ignited the relic.

 

[Bald1]

I knew a nurse in an ER and she said guys routinely came in with stuff shoved up their butts. Light bulbs, vacuum cleaner attachments, hand tools. She said they always said something like this: "Well, I was alone, kinda bored and well, it just happened."

Lightbulbs? Jfc. Hope their arseholes are do callused up that if the thing breaks nothing happens. Fuck me.

 

[Legumes]

Lightbulbs? Jfc. Hope their arseholes are do callused up that if the thing breaks nothing happens. Fuck me.

These days the lightbulb-up-the-ass people have it a bit easier with the plastic shatter proof housings on a lot of LED bulbs.

 

[Bald1]

These days the lightbulb-up-the-ass people have it a bit easier with the plastic shatter proof housings on a lot of LED bulbs.

True enough. Kids nowadays have it easy.

But do those leds light up their rear ends like Edison intended? Safety isn't always a worthy trade off.

 

[BoogerDawson]

Like a giant suppository