Media Francis “The Smart Car” Ngannou

How does someone hold an unofficial record in something lmao?

I have the unofficial record for longest dick
I have the unofficial record for most orgasms given to a female in under ten minutes
I have the unofficial record for most money in the bank

(ps unofficial as in has no relevant/reliable meaning at all)
 
FlowchartRog said:
Absolutely absurd :D

A lot of UFC fans will be quite shocked if he does go to boxing and the Tyson Fury fight happens, his power will look surprisingly average with big gloves, against fighters with excellent defense and great chins.
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Also Fury despite being bigger has faster hands and much better head movement, he can either tool Francis at Range or pressure him and bloody him up by crowding him and not letting Francis get his range.
 
It would be cool if they had actual official records for punching power. Like some official test in the UFC.
 
mattemate said:
That arcade style punching machine is hilarious.
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Maybe something similar but more scientific? NFL has combine stats. Would be cool to just compare where fighters stand with each other.
 
spinup said:
They need to make the reverse machine to test the chin durability.
It would tell how many units of punch you can take without falling.
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The last time I sparred (many many years ago) I found out my chin can take less than 1 unit of a Honda Scoopy…and I’m rounding up.
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The ford escort shit always made me laugh because my first car was literally an old pos 89 escort haha.
 
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