Found out my Dad has a Pornhub account.

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  1. Urban Youth

    Urban Youth Orange Belt

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    As the title says, I had the misfortune of discovering my Father's pornhub account the other day. Though his face isn't shown in the videos I know for a fact it's him. I nabbed his phone while he was asleep and found search history that connects him to the account. Guy has been uploading videos for over a year and is cheating on my Mom with multiple bottom of the barrel broads. I'm visiting them on winter break from college at the moment, so needless to say I'm not feeling the holiday spirit.

    I'm not really sure how to proceed. If I tell my Mom their marriage is finished for sure, hell I'd probably recommend that she divorce him at this point. It's not just the fact that he's cheating, but is also uploading the shit on the net.

    Any advice? Mayberry Lounge may actually help me out here, this isn't the kinda thing I want to discuss with my friends just based on the way it'll come across. And obviously, family is out of the question for now.
     
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  2. Bubzeh

    Bubzeh Silver Belt

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    Dinotective Banned Banned

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    snitches get stitches
     
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    RR Step into the lab Banned

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  5. Peteyandjia

    Peteyandjia Saku Spring Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    By cheating, do you mean fapping?

    Cause fapping ain't cheating.

    It says so in The Bible
     
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  6. frenz

    frenz NOT CHULES

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    your dad beats off. big fucking deal.

    is his dick big, can i see it?
     
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    Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    I'm going straight to heaven because I've fapped to bible stories.
     
  8. AndersonStreet

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    so he has a pornhub account. who cares? did u miss out a big part of the story? if so i dont see what the big deal is. u think ur mom would divorce him over that? i dont think so
     
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  9. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Father/Son Talk in 2016:

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  10. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    Lol @ any
    Married man not needing to fap it to porno.


    Let the guy fill his penis with uppercuts and leave the man be
     
  11. blaseblah

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    I understand you being on pornhub but how did you wind up on some middle-aged dudes profile? Either none of this happened, or you have some 'splaining to do.
     
  12. Peteyandjia

    Peteyandjia Saku Spring Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    That might be like crossing the streams, you might be in even worse shit now.

    Either way, sig worthy.
     
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    Kiddo716 Cubic Zirconia Belt

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    link to dad's profile? for research purposes....
     
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    Is he this guy? If so let the man be, he's doing great work for all.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Pretty soon your mom is going to have a boyfriend.
     
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    Boom.
     
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  18. JudoThrowFiasco

    JudoThrowFiasco Charming Quark Platinum Member

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    So your dad bangs diseased infested hood rats and uploads the evidence to the internet -- doesn't mean you can't have a nice christmas
     
  19. Thai Domi

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    TS' conception is on pornhub for all to see.

    smh
     
  20. Soma

    Soma Breathe the body deep

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    Catfish him.
     
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