For all you sherbros who train ufc..

[Aslan]

Can you beat CM punk?

I’ve been training bjj and muy Thai for about 8 years (only for fun) and was a wrestler all growing up. Also have a black belt in taekwondo (from when I was 15, lol).

I’m not huge, 5,10 165. But I’m fit and I would totally sleep Punk on the feet or the ground.

I don’t think I belong in the ufc and if I could work this Phil dude, I wonder how you sherdudes feel you stack up. And if you support his sophomore campaign.

 

[NILLI]

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

I would flip him off then hit him with a stunner

 

[executionermma]

would be cool if we could vote for a sherdog non-fighter representant so he could be the one to beat CM Punk ass
i'm 100% sure sherdog would win this one

 

[nopeavi]

Of course i would i mean look at my custom title

 

[true_fan]

I think I would kill him literally because I used to break extremely hard wood with punches! People challenged me all the time to break things that a regular hammer wouldn't break them. That's why I never get into fights because I trained for the iron fist since I was 10 and until the age of 27. I trained Japanese Jitz and MT for a while but always afraid of hitting someone full force! True story bro!

 

[Aslan]

I should also say that I think Joe Rogaine would murder CM punk. If you can’t beat Joe, you don’t belong in the ufc.

*joe is a 10th planet black belt and a beast by all acoustic accounts. I don’t think I could tap Joe**

 

[Sherdog'sOfficialBlackMan]

I don’t know TS, the anticipation, the lights, the roar of the crowd...I think you fold.

 

[Dragon Punch]

His stand up is way too technical so I would be forced to panic wrestle like Mickey.

 

[AJ Garcia]

I fight at 145-55 and I would wreck him. The difference with a guy that’s been training for a year or two compared to someone that’s been 6-7 is completely different. I’m not saying I could beat any other ufc guys but punk is not athletic, has never been in a war, and doesn’t do anything great.

I will say he has tons of heart and has taken his training serious. He took an absolute beating in there vs Gall and didn’t once look for a way out.

 

[Aslan]

His stand up is way too technical so I would be forced to panic wrestle like Mickey.

Jesus that “punch”
If this Jackson guy loses he should move to a different country and get a sex change and hide in shame.

 

[Aslan]

I fight at 145-55 and I would wreck him. The difference with a guy that’s been training for a year or two compared to someone that’s been 6-7 is completely different. I’m not saying I could beat any other ufc guys but punk is not athletic, has never been in a war, and doesn’t do anything great.

I will say he has tons of heart and has taken his training serious. He took an absolute beating in there vs Gall and didn’t once look for a way out.

I do agree that he did not look for a way out. Lesser dudes would have tapped to strikes. Mickey was dropping bombs from the top.

 

[DelanoRunnymede]

His stand up is way too technical so I would be forced to panic wrestle like Mickey.

imagine if he'd landed a knee there, and flatlined Gall inside 10 seconds.

 

[wookie brawl]

I train boxing on and off and about 6ft, 188 pounds.
Punk would beat me on the ground but I think I can arrange his face on the feet.
Maybe...

 

[SaigeVanZant]

imagine if he'd landed a knee there, and flatlined Gall inside 10 seconds.

That would've been insane. People would be calling him GOAT

 

[mirror45]

im 6'5, 5% body fat, trained mma for 15 years, 20 years young, and alpha. of course i can beat the crap out of him and make easy money

 

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

I get winded playing battlefield 1 and can eat three big macs in one sitting and would knock him out cold

 

[Leone510]

How do you train UFC? UFC is a fight promoter

 

[WannaB]

I would definitely give him some type of karate chop...probably right to the sternoplexusthrombyoidmystosis area...

 

[FimbulFightPicks]

Well i trained krav mega for a few years, before finally starting training UFC. Been doing that for soon 3 years. And UFC is actually quite tough to train on weekly basis. So i´ve no doubt i could be a quadruple champion by now if i had wanted to.

Training ufc all day everyday.

And if that doesnt work, i´ll just stretch out my arms and do the spinning helicopter, and flapping my dick around. then i can KO anybody. and submit them with a dick choke if it i so desire.

everyone should train ufc imo.