For $250,000 would you.......................?

Saw some sea lions beneath the surface on a dive one time. Fuck anything living underwater. They move so gracefully while you're just flailing around.
 
Swimming with sharks is too great a risk.
I wouldn't do any shit with big, wild animals.

How about, for 250K, would you let a pornstar nut on your face...and...your family has to watch the video?
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Id watch someone do it and see if they get ate
 
SmilinDesperado said:
Swimming with sharks is too great a risk.
I wouldn't do any shit with big, wild animals.

How about, for 250K, would you let a pornstar nut on your face...and...your family has to watch the video?
<{jackyeah}>
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How about the porn star nuts on your mom's face while you have to watch?
 
75 meters are you one of the euro bros cause thats like 80 yards basically an NFL kick off return for 6. Also how far away is the great white cause thats a huge factor i know my fat ass would get mistaken for a seal so HELL NAH!!
 
Had some buddies that went spear fishing at night off the coast of Hawaii, on acid.

Flash lights. Blood in the water. At night. Fucking nuts.

They did that for free. I wouldn't do it for 5 million.
 
No. Not much of a swimmer and my night vision sucks. I would probably do something else of similar risk.
 
SmilinDesperado said:
How about, for 250K, would you let a pornstar nut on your face...and...your family has to watch the video?
<{jackyeah}>
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Now this is my kind of question

Depends on the pron star tbh. Black dudes usually can't fire off good money shots so that wouldn't be too bad. But then I think my Dad's a closet racist. I think he'd want it to be a white guy. But then if it's Peter North or some shit I'd need some scuba gear or something first ...

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Ok, how about doing the swim for 1 million dollars?

While i wouldn't do it in any circumstances i believe you have a better chance if you do it with scuba gear on and stay off the surface.
We see divers swimming with sharks all the time in documentaries, i think they are more attracted to a human that is swimming on the surface splashing around.

I saw a show a while back that was about diving with crocodiles! I thought that was surely suicide but surprizingly these guys never got bothered by any of the crocs resting on the bottom of the river. I'm certain if they had of been swimming on the surface they would of been attacked.

I've always thought that if a person were in the sea and saw a fin circling them, the best thing to do would be to stand your ground and attack the shark. We see smaller animals in wildlife shows attack top predators sometimes and often the bigger more dangerous animal backs away. I've seen honey badgers do this successfully with lions. However i've also seen honey badgers do this and the lion ends up killing them as well!

But i've often thought if you advance on a shark rather than turn your back and try swimming away you may have a chance to survive. And if it got really close i think instead of punching it or going for it's eyes, the best idea would be to go for it's gills.
Latch on to the shark, shove a hand right in to a gill slit, and try to rip the gill to pieces. I would imagine that could deter a shark if you start to damage it's ability to breath properly.
Mind you, all that is much easier said then done.
 
Phr3121 said:
Sharks are not mammals. Now, a rhinoceros is a mammal and weighing in at 5,000 pounds. I would not want to be close to a female rhino and her cubs.
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Calf not cub
 
One of the ways I want to go out in this world is by being eaten by a great white, so sure, I'd do it.
 
No. Getting bitten by a great white and bleeding out while simultaneously drowning and getting chomped on would be a horrific way to die. Fuck that noise.
 
Phr3121 said:
Now, a rhinoceros is a mammal and weighing in at 5,000 pounds. I would not want to be close to a female rhino and her cubs.
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I take it you don't go to Walmart much.
 
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