Florida man

[Osculater]

But, what if I'm the Florida man that pops up?..

I say man up and rock out with your cock out for Florida, brother!

 

[Osculater]

"Dramatic video shows Florida man use infant as human shield before being tased, arrested"

Dramatic video shows Florida man use infant as human shield before being tased, arrested

Florida man Brandon Loehner allegedly abducted his 1-year-old son at gunpoint and then used the child as a human shield when confronted by police officers.

nypost.com

What a piece of shit!

 

[TeTe]

Florida is God’s Country.

More like gods waiting room

 

[TeTe]

But, what if I'm the Florida man that pops up?..

That would make you a legend

 

[TeTe]

Florida Man Throws Toilet Through School Board Building Window in Illinois, Is Arrested Sitting on Another

 

[GSP_37]

I think the first bath salts zombie was also Florida man.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say​

Im august 15th too

 

[StonedLemur]

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No I didn't pack my pants officer.
I believe it might've been the guy in the truck stop bathroom lol

 

[Nizam al-Mulk]

Does the Florida Man series on Nflix dislike Florida? I was open to watching it than i read some not so nice things.

 

[dildos]

wait maybe I do want to play this game​

"Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from"​

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"Florida man accused of stabbing roommate in neck, arrested in cat onesie"​

"Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar"​

1st may??

 

[IanEdwards]

wait maybe I do want to play this game​

"Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from"​

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"Florida man accused of stabbing roommate in neck, arrested in cat onesie"​

"Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar"​

I am, literally, roaring with laughter here

 

[IanEdwards]

A man who threw a alligator from a fast food chain’s car in October was arrested on Monday.
The man is accused of attacking with a lethal weapon, even though he had no intention of
killing. He is also accused of theft and illegal possession of alligators.

According to a statement from Florida Fish Wildlife and Conservation officials, a 24-year-old
man named Joshua James threw a 3.5-foot crocodile out of the car window in October.

In his report on the incident, Nicholas Guerin, a wildlife officer, stated that James drove his
car towards the window at 01:20 on October 11. James, who ordered a drink, threw the
alligator inside as he took his drink.

There was no damage in the incident. Guerin caught the alligator and released it back to
nature.

10th February

 

[Other]

1st may??

Close, May 25

 

[dildos]

Close, May 25

Lmao must be something bout may then. There was one very similar that popped up for the 1st!

 

[Other]

Lmao must be something bout Florida then. There was one very similar that popped up for the 1st!

I think this is a more fitting

 

[dildos]

I think this is a more fitting

Hah, oh of course!

 

[Dillydilly]

Florida man arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting stuffed 'Olaf' at Target​

 

[Osculater]

Florida man arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting stuffed 'Olaf' at Target​

I can't blame Florida Man because Olaf be hella thicc!