Florida Man Challenge!

[ToxicShocker]

The whole Florida Man thing has been ruined my multiple Onion style websites doing dozens if not hundreds of spoof stories.

Most of the F.M. posts you come across now are fake

 

[MikeMcMann]

- Florida Man Saves Turtle From 'The Streets

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Florida man arrested for kicking swans at Lake Eola while practicing...

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Florida man arrested after shooting over cat hair, police say

Clicking thru on the second one makes it even better than just the teaser headline on Google. Which sherdogger was this?

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Florida man arrested for kicking swans at Lake Eola while practicing karate.

 

[Goon Dog]

Florida man arrested for exposing himself at Burger King

Sounds about right ...

 

[Stranger Come Knocking]

I can't fuckin do it because all that's coming up is articles on the Florida man challenge. fuckin stupid

 

[TheFirstEMP]

You can't make this shit up.
Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt

Edit: I see @MoparOrNoCar and I share the same birthday.

Same here, although I like this headline best
Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grill

much better than the Florida man sending bombs article

 

[nhbbear]

September 23. Man seen on video throwing another man off a bridge. Teen shoots up restaurant for being closed.

 

[Gref]

Did someone say Florida Man? I'm here, what up?

 

[Dinotective]

Police: Florida man accused of stalking allegedly breaks into victim’s home to say Happy Valentine’s Day

 

[orgazmo]

Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home

https://www.wtxl.com/news/police-fl...cle_da37be2c-093c-11e9-b150-1b29f7dd112f.html

 

[SCTrojans]

Missing Florida Man Says He Wants to Heal, Kill People

Authorities in Florida are searching for a missing man who they say believes he's God and has been saying he wants to heal and kill people.
Feb. 7, 2019

Floridaare searching for a missing man who they say believes he's God and has been saying he wants to heal and kill people.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office on Monday issued a missing persons alert for 33-year-old Ariel Rodriguez after he left his family's Tampa home. He hasn't been heard from since.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office tells television station WFLA that Rodriguez has been making statements that he is God.

 

[Te Huna Matata]

May 19th

Florida Man Says He Killed Sick Wife Because He Couldn’t Afford Her Medicine, Sheriff Says

 

[dc007]

Man, 85, attacked by alligator at Florida retirement community

 

[steeldragon]

Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor

Read more here: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article228166959.html#storylink=cpy

That's what I got your birthday must be 24th of feb

 

[lsa]

Florida is fucking racist!
This was the first one I got:

Sorry, this content is not available in your region.
(What I could read was about a 88 year old man burning a racoon for eating something )

The rest is Florida man challenge.

 

[Beechwood]

That's what I got your birthday must be 24th of feb

No, that's not it! I thought the article would be my birthday, didn't look though.

 

[pinger]

"Time Travelling " Florida man crashes car into building

 

[fungi]

Blast from the past:

 

[TheNinja]

http://www.brevardtimes.com/2015/05...fter-falling-asleep-during-home-burglary/amp/

 

[fungi]

^ ninja, pls.
Clicking on the link to actually read the article?

 

[Mark Hunts FIST]

Florida bank shooting. Five woman killed,no motive, authorities say.