Florida Man Challenge!

[StewDogg11]

Florida man tries to steal vending machine from apartment complex.

Rather tame I’ll admit.

 

[fungi]

 

[fungi]

 

[Zer]

Florida bank shooting. Five woman killed,no motive, authorities say.

 

[Satsui Ryu]

This was a few days off of my birthday

Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos

 

[fungi]

Just swipe.

 

[punky brewster]

‘Kill ‘Em With Kindness’: Florida Man Stabs Neighbor With Machete Named ‘Kindness’, Say Police

 

[IIIIIIII]

july 29th:

Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand

A man made a beer run into a Florida convenience store carrying a live alligator with its mouth taped shut.

Video shows the man, Robby Stratton, walking into the Jacksonville store holding the gator with his right hand.

“This store sells some good liquor and I drank a lot of it that night,” Stratton told a local TV station.

In the video, he walks with the gator toward the counter, asking, “Ya’ll aint out of beer are you?”

He then sees someone in the back of the store and says, “Is he taking the last bit of beer? You aren’t taking the last bit of beer are you?”

The man with the gator jokingly runs at the other man as people in the store laugh.

He then grabs a 12-pack of beer.

“I don’t even remember coming up here,” he said. “It was stupid and I’ll be facing some charges here soon and probably go to jail.”

He says he’s regrets it and he’s been in touch with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC).

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/07/29/florida-man-beer-run-large-gator/

 

[antithetic]

Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist

https://abc13.com/florida-man-with-no-arms-charged-with-stabbing-chicago-tourist/3748197/

June 13th

Spoiler

its what came up but now says july 13th. still funny.

 

[fungi]

Florida man syndrome transcends generations...

 

[Otto!]

 

[Tuf_guy]

Something I saw on Twitter

Google "Florida Man" followed by your birthday, (example: florida man july 12) year isn't required, and post a headline from that date.

Mine is July 12th:

FL man blames dog for drunk driving stop





https://wgno.com/2018/07/12/fl-man-blames-dog-for-drunk-driving-stop-/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.aj...kie-buy-crack/n4zhawakUmPmfuOmMEg5vI/amp.html
January 20
Florida man steals $1,600 Yorkie to buy crack

Police said Barfield told officers that he had exchanged the dog for crack and cash in St. Petersburg, and was not sure where the dog was,NBC Miami reports. Barfield also did not reveal who he sold the dog to, police added.

He got crack AND cash out of the deal...


Honestly, it's fucked up and too popular to get a variety right now - there are just a bunch of articles about the game coming up for me...

That said, a couple weeks before my birthday
Florida man denies syringes found in rectum are his

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-denies-syringes-found-in-rectum-are-his

 

[Tuf_guy]

Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist

 

[SamSchmidt]

Florida Man Says the Three Syringes Found in His Rectum Weren't His
posted by RJ Johnson - @

 

[Zer]

Florida Man Says the Three Syringes Found in His Rectum Weren't His
posted by RJ Johnson - @

Sticking syringes up your ass? Really?

It's your move, aids

 

[chickenluver]

April 16

A naked Florida man in a Public parking lot kicked trash cans and jumped on and punched cars while screaming “I only had one beer!” cops say.

 

[irish_thug]

Florida man shoots Facebook Live video from inside the eye of the hurricane
https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/tr...el-florida/h_e29f0009307be8d173013f14b677b708

Well that's metal as fuck.

 

[TrumpSupporter]

i gave upon florida after the guy ate the other guys face off. that drew the line for me

 

[fungi]

i gave upon florida after the guy ate the other guys face off. that drew the line for me

And you call yourself a TrumpSupporter?!!

TrumpSupporters don't quit!

TrumpSupporters

 

[Kaybee]

Charges Dropped Against Florida Man, Because the First Amendment Protects His "I Eat Ass" Bumper Sticker