Flatulence

When I went to try out a gym I rolled the same day. We started on knees and my partner pulled guard letting out a fart at the same time. I said nothing. When I had side control I farted in revenge. I always have gas to spare all day!!
 
When I went to try out a gym I rolled the same day. We started on knees and my partner pulled guard letting out a fart at the same time. I said nothing. When I had side control I farted in revenge. I always have gas to spare all day!!

You farted on a guy on your first day? That's pretty bold.
 
give your partner a nice blast as soon as you lock in a triangle. gets the early tap
 
I tap right away when it happens and start laughing, it is all fun and games when it happens, we are a family gym (I never fart though but for some reason I am always on the receiving end for these)
 
Take a crap before you roll. Wash your ass afterwards so nobody has so smell the remenants of the turd you released to the sewer gods. Best way to avoid farting in class.
 
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