Media First PowerSlap and now this… SMDH

Was scrolling through the UFC YouTube channel yesterday, and I clicked on my first powerslap video.. after about 9 seconds I was like
<WhatIsThis>and clicked off.. Won’t be watching another one… 🤦‍♂️
 


Is Carjitsu the next great sport? 😂

Dana White seeing this like…
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Holy crap!

What's next, pooljitsu......

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eventually RO-SHAM-BO the organization will appear, and then many years down the line, we'll just get live executions, only on ESPN +.
 
Let's be clear, Power Slap is not a sport. It is violence porn.

A sport a competitive endeavor where opposing parties are able to use skills and strategy to achieve the winning objective, prevent a loss and/or prevent the opposing party from winning. Carjitsu is sad, but it is a sport.

I wish they would replace Power Slap with Ass Slapping Championship. This could be a co-ed sport, make pawgs great again, and prevent a lot of CTE. Plus, it shouldn't lose any fanbase with the existing specimens of mouth-breathers who find themselves titillated with violence porn in its current form.
 
Saw something similar last night but it was a russian dude fucking a skank with needle marks in her arms.
 
Let's be clear, Power Slap is not a sport. It is violence porn.

A sport a competitive endeavor where opposing parties are able to use skills and strategy to achieve the winning objective, prevent a loss and/or prevent the opposing party from winning. Carjitsu is sad, but it is a sport.

I wish they would replace Power Slap with Ass Slapping Championship. This could be a co-ed sport, make pawgs great again, and prevent a lot of CTE. Plus, it shouldn't lose any fanbase with the existing specimens of mouth-breathers who find themselves titillated with violence porn in its current form.
^^^^^^^^^^^ all of this
 
lmfao what did i watched
 
Wish we could just leap to Death Row Prisoners fighting to death on PPV, feel like that’s where we are headed anyway
 
Idiocracy was a documentary from the future.

I feel like we are pretty much there tbh

Celebrities becoming presidents
People scrolling through Tiktok is basically the equivalent of people just staring at a farting ass
Common sense is becoming more and more foreign lol
 
Carjitsu is an infinitely more legit sport than power slap ever will be
 
Neurologists disagree. Power Slap is literally one of the worst things someone can do as a "sport".

One neurologist that has produced zero studies or literature on the topic and basically just says "taking blow to head = bad" which we all agree with* The guy also says that a punch with a boxing glove would be safer than an open handed slap because of the padding lmfao. Boxing gloves are designed to protect the hands of the wearer not create a cushion for the opponent. So this "neurologist" has no idea what he's talking about when it comes to combat related brain trauma.

With that said, until we start seeing orbital bones getting fractured or skulls getting smashed into pieces like we do with head kicks and knees, Power Slap will be infinitely more safe than MMA and Boxing. And it's not even close.
 
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