alright, another.
Was at a doctor's office getting my knee checked out and he girl at the front desk keeps coming back to he exam room to talk to me. Blonde, blue eyes, gorgeous face but a little chunky. Finally she asks if I had a girlfriend, said no and she gave me her number.
I get home and no sooner I'm getting a call from the doctor's office, it was her wanting to know if I wanted to go out with her the coming Saturday. Warning bells were going off but I said what the hell. She asked if she could come to my place and drive, I said fine.
Saturday night comes and she comes and picks me up. She tells me she wanted to drive because of the stereo in her car and I'd find out why soon. We leave to go eat and all a sudden she starts playing the song from Titanic the Celine Dion one but it's an instrumental. This girl starts belting out the song at the top of her lungs staring at me the whole time. All I can think is "keep your eyes on the road bitch" and she is doing the hand motions and all. After she tells me how she's a pre-med student and also a classically trained opera singer. So we have dinner and right in the middle she tells me she just got divorced and she's only 22 years old; I was about 27 at the time. So after she asks if I mind if she stops someplace, I say OK.
She takes me over to her ex-husband's place. I'm sitting in the room and the two of them are in the bedroom and I hear the following "he's my new boyfriend" "yeah, well at least he doesn't fuck me in the ass like some pervert" "oh, and he loves the way I suck his dick" I can't make out what the guy is saying the whole time. Finally, she comes out and says "let's go honey".
Then we stop by her mother's place and she introduces me to her mother and grandmother. She starts telling them both how we are both in love. The mother goes to another room and comes back with a bottle of wine and a framed picture of her daughter and gives them to me. Then we leave and on the way out she is gushing about how much her mom and grandmother liked me.
Driving back to my place she asks me "when do you think you'll know if you want to marry me or not?". For the better part of the night I'm not saying a word, shit was just too wierd for me. I just say "Um, I have no idea"
We get back to my place and I'm just trying to get out of the car and make a rund for it when she starts making a scene about me inviting her in and that she put her heart out there for me, finally I relented and let her in. One thing led to another and we slept together. She was right about one thing, I did like the way she sucked dick, girl had no gag reflex whatsoever and she would hum while deepthroating; if you've never experienced I highly recommend it.
Anyway, she calls me a couple days later and tells me I'm "too emotionally detached for her" and tells me she hopes we can remain friends. That was the last I ever spoke to her.
