Finnegan's Wake

Heal up buddy! Good luck in deciding what you want to do with your lifting/fighting careers. Something tells me that you know the answer already...

Anyway, good luck on the new relationship also - take it easy on her. :icon_chee
 
Lusst said:
Heal up buddy! Good luck in deciding what you want to do with your lifting/fighting careers. Something tells me that you know the answer already...

Anyway, good luck on the new relationship also - take it easy on her. :icon_chee
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My touch is as gentle as my videos are dark. Besides, I just found out I have strep throat on top of this other shit.
 
DEVILsSON said:
:::weeps::: damn it ....i have grown to like this log....what the hell am i going to do for a month while you're gone?...i can pop into zero's log and laugh for only so long....u know what i mean? just kidding zero....or am i?
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i hate you
 
so finny, do you promise if i give a good month to doing z-deads my regular deadlift will increase by at least 15lbs?
 
It's good to take a break Finn! Especially if that break is for some Sub Grappling.
 
You're leaving.



OK, whatever.


Doesn't bother me.


I'll be fine. Go on with your life...and little miss perfect.


I'll be fine.











































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Damn finnegan... *tearied eye* can we at least get a vid of you zercher squating your woman??
 
Zerocrew1984 said:
so finny, do you promise if i give a good month to doing z-deads my regular deadlift will increase by at least 15lbs?
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Yes. I would be surprised if it was only a 15 lbs increase.

Bubble Boy: I'm glad you've moved on, but I'll be around.
Devil's Son: I'll hang out in your log for a bit. Stock it w/ Guinness.
Everyone else: I'm not leaving the forum, I'm just taking it easy for a bit. I'll update my grip work progression as it goes.

Speaking of which:
Hub grip:
5 lbs: 30 seconds
10 lbs: 30 seconds x 2
25 lbs: 4 seconds right hand, 0 seconds left hand.

CoC #2:
3 close attempts, 0 successes (getting closer. Hose clamps and strap lifts, here I come)

Impressions:
I'm pleased with the grip progression so far. I can see my fingers are getting a little thicker.

Got an adjustment today. My back feels a bit better, but it is still hurting a bit.
 
Since you all like my Firetending stories:

Took my girl out to a Middle Eastern music and Bellydance concert last night. They had firespinners as well. I knew one of them and one of the drummers from the festival scene. Not too suprised.

Anyway, I saw that one of the girls who was spinning fire didnt' have a safety. Now, a safety's job is to put the performer out if they catch fire. She didn't feel she needed one, evidently. I borrowed a damp towel from one of the other safetys who were just standing around and went on duty without being asked. She hit herself twice with the flaming poi: once on the skin (fairly common and relatively safe) and once on her costume (which was synthetic). Luckily, it didn't catch. After her performance, she was trying to put her poi out by stomping on them. The towel was given to her so they could at least put the damn thing out.

Next, this guy comes out in leather pants, a leather hat, and a leather vest looking like a Village People refugee. Still no safety. He starts doing fire transfers (that is where you let the fuel from the poi rest on a bodypart, transfer the flame to it, and then put it out.) He lit his hat on fire and didn't even know it. I gave it a count to ten before I was going to wrap this guy up in a wet towel in the middle of his performance. The flame went out at 8. What a dumbass. The other unsafe fire performer had 10 wax candles on a headdress with no safety. That wasn't too smart, either. The only person who was remotely professional in this regard was the one I already knew from the festival scene.

People do stupid shit with fire, and it pisses me off. I just had a friend burned last weekend, I wasn't about to let some pompous tarts incinerate themselves. I'm going to have a word with the promoter of the event about responsibility. Other than that, the event wasn't bad. Music was good, and the bellydancers were all very good. A good bellydancer makes you think they are having an orgasm in front of you without being vulgar about it.
 
rest up bud....hope you heal up fast....

gotta love your stories...you're approaching Bacon territory....but i suppose he'll be in shortly to retell some insane story involving booze, hookers, and fire...so..stay tuned...

excellent.....guiness.....:::Starts salivating in anticipation of the beer::::

there there zero...
 
DEVILsSON said:
rest up bud....hope you heal up fast....

gotta love your stories...you're approaching Bacon territory....but i suppose he'll be in shortly to retell some insane story involving booze, hookers, and fire...so..stay tuned...

excellent.....guiness.....:::Starts salivating in anticipation of the beer::::

there there zero...
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One day, Bacon and I will meet, and the Greatest Sherdog S&P Story Ever Told shall manifest.
This is a link to the event in question. I don't know many names of the dancers, but Taletha was an awesome performer, and Wyldfire is the one I know.
http://www.tl2productions.com/Events.htm
 
If Finnegan and I ever met, we'd probably cancel each other out and spend the whole time playing monopoly while drinking wine coolers at a church social....




*dies laughing*

Nah...maybe not.
 
bacon said:
If Finnegan and I ever met, we'd probably cancel each other out and spend the whole time playing monopoly while drinking wine coolers at a church social....




*dies laughing*

Nah...maybe not.
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It would probably be something more of a fusion of our stories. I'm thinking bonfire on the Vegas strip. We'll set up a full drum set for you consisting of African Djembes, Doumbeks, deer antlers, and Guinness bottles. We could put a porta-john on the top of the burning pile and fill it with fireworks, gasoline, and road flares. We'll get the bellydancers to strip and the strippers to..well...strip as well. Once we got drunk, we would kidnap people. The drunken harlots would strip them naked, cover them in lifting chalk and lead them to the bonfire where we make them do squats and zercher deadlifts as part of their rebirth. While they are busy doing that, we'd be getting more alcohol and strippers with their money. It would be a fine evening, indeed.
 
Then....when everyone else had passed out in each others juices, we would steal a large green Plymouth fitted with a flashing light. We would then pull people over and make them recite Shakespeare while doing the "cabbage patch" in a tube top and tickle me Elmo underwears. Then we would steal their licenses for no apparent reason and shit on the hoods of their cars to remind them that not matter where you go, it's hard to find a good car wash.

Said meeting would also include:
Mailbox head butting for distance
Ye ol' rolling trashcan of death
Most creative display of a fruit basket
The proper way to defend against an eye gouging crack whore
And last but not least, a lesson in proper manners, etiquette and prose from a local drug dealer
 
bacon said:
Then....when everyone else had passed out in each others juices, we would steal a large green Plymouth fitted with a flashing light. We would then pull people over and make them recite Shakespeare while doing the "cabbage patch" in a tube top and tickle me Elmo underwears. Then we would steal their licenses for no apparent reason and shit on the hoods of their cars to remind them that not matter where you go, it's hard to find a good car wash.

Said meeting would also include:
Mailbox head butting for distance
Ye ol' rolling trashcan of death
Most creative display of a fruit basket
The proper way to defend against an eye gouging crack whore
And last but not least, a lesson in proper manners, etiquette and prose from a local drug dealer
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Care if I bring a date?
 
How does she feel about beastiality?
 
finnegan said:
One day, Bacon and I will meet, and the Greatest Sherdog S&P Story Ever Told shall manifest.
This is a link to the event in question. I don't know many names of the dancers, but Taletha was an awesome performer, and Wyldfire is the one I know.
http://www.tl2productions.com/Events.htm
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This can not be true unless I am there to witness this event, and the ideas above need more alcohol and more midgets. (for some form of midget tossing of course)
 
bacon said:
How does she feel about beastiality?
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Hmm. Don't know. She's a Libertarian, so I will assume she is okay with it. However, I'm not sharing my woman with your dog. I don't care how good of a spotter he is.
 
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