Finnegan's Wake

Lusst said:
Can you teach me how to forcefully plant large women on their backs?
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Fat girls are easy. Distract them with a slab of meat, then bite em on the neck and bulldog'em to the ground. Make sure you finish before she gets done with the slab o' meat.
 
bacon said:
Distract them with a slab of meat, then bite em on the neck and bulldog'em to the ground. Make sure you finish before she gets done with the slab o' meat.
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I like this technique, maybe I'll try it next Monday night. Normally, I just tackle them from behind as they're leaving the 7-Eleven.
 
bacon said:
I've forcefully planted a lot of large men on their back whilst defending the honor of my beloved wrestling. Fuck em.
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You left out the words 'then I' from the beginning of the second sentence.
 
Quick Recap of the Weekend:
Friday:
Woodbusting, 3 hours. Lots of flipping. Heavy logs are just as good as tires for conditioning. A lot of axe work, etc.
Bonfire Construction: 1 hour. We built a large cabin fire, about 9 feet or so. Lots of walking with logs, etc.
Firetending: 8 hours. Ugh. More logs. More carrying.
Firespinning: (4 foot long sword) 4 minutes. This is brutal on the arms. You have to keep the sword in constant motion to look good and keep from being burned.

Saturday:
Drinking: 1 hour (into Saturday morning now, still no sleep...)
Woodbusting, again: 2 hours. After woodbusting, building, tending, drinking, etc, we then decided it was time to cut down a 40 foot tree for the Sat. fire. Dropped it. It was hollow, so we cut it up into 5-9 foot long segments for chimney logs.
(1 1/2 hour nap)
Fire Whip Practice: 30 minutes. I have welts from this.
Gymastics 30 minutes. (one of the female firetenders suggested it as a workout. Basically, she would run at me. I would catch her, push press her up, lower her to my head, stand rigid as she grabbed my waist while upside down, and climb around me. Reminded me of scarecrows.)
Submission Grappling: 45 minutes. I worked with the Greco guy. We focused on swimming and head control. We then went a couple of rounds in free sparring. I got him in a kimura from half gaurd for a sweep and a gogoplata. He got me in some God aweful neck crank. All in all, it was fun.
Deep tissue Massage: 45 minutes. I nearly died.
Firetending: 5 hours. Half shift on Saturday, as I had to work today.
 
Quick note on getting a fat chick:

Marry a skinny girl and wait a couple years.
 
finnegan said:
Quick Recap of the Weekend:
Friday:
Woodbusting, 3 hours. Lots of flipping. Heavy logs are just as good as tires for conditioning. A lot of axe work, etc.
Bonfire Construction: 1 hour. We built a large cabin fire, about 9 feet or so. Lots of walking with logs, etc.
Firetending: 8 hours. Ugh. More logs. More carrying.
Firespinning: (4 foot long sword) 4 minutes. This is brutal on the arms. You have to keep the sword in constant motion to look good and keep from being burned.

Saturday:
Drinking: 1 hour (into Saturday morning now, still no sleep...)
Woodbusting, again: 2 hours. After woodbusting, building, tending, drinking, etc, we then decided it was time to cut down a 40 foot tree for the Sat. fire. Dropped it. It was hollow, so we cut it up into 5-9 foot long segments for chimney logs.
(1 1/2 hour nap)
Fire Whip Practice: 30 minutes. I have welts from this.
Gymastics 30 minutes. (one of the female firetenders suggested it as a workout. Basically, she would run at me. I would catch her, push press her up, lower her to my head, stand rigid as she grabbed my waist while upside down, and climb around me. Reminded me of scarecrows.)
Submission Grappling: 45 minutes. I worked with the Greco guy. We focused on swimming and head control. We then went a couple of rounds in free sparring. I got him in a kimura from half gaurd for a sweep and a gogoplata. He got me in some God aweful neck crank. All in all, it was fun.
Deep tissue Massage: 45 minutes. I nearly died.
Firetending: 5 hours. Half shift on Saturday, as I had to work today.
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So are you also a fire performer? My wife is a tribal belly dancer and does some performing at these kind of events. I just sit around, drink, and act like I know how to play the bongos. Always a lot of fun.
 
Gymastics 30 minutes. (one of the female firetenders suggested it as a workout. Basically, she would run at me. I would catch her, push press her up, lower her to my head, stand rigid as she grabbed my waist while upside down, and climb around me.
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Tell me more...

*unbuttons pantaloons*
 
Bubble Boy said:
So are you also a fire performer? My wife is a tribal belly dancer and does some performing at these kind of events. I just sit around, drink, and act like I know how to play the bongos. Always a lot of fun.
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I just started performing. I dabble in just about everything at a festival. i.e, I do a little drumming, some spinning, a lot of firetending, etc. The bellydancers really make the fire come alive, and they are always appreciated. One of the neatest things I've seen is when a bellydancer got groped by a drunken attendee, and 15 drummers stood up as if they were a SWAT team. The guy was surrounded in seconds, and "kindly" reminded of the rules.

Lusst: One of the poses she worked herself into was where she wrapped her legs around me so that she was like a mermaid prow on a ship. It was like this:
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Only she was much lower, didn't require me to hold her up (her thighs were that strong) and then she started snaking her torso back and forth and doing the bellydancing hand wave thing.
 
gogoplata huh? you play rubber gaurd much? mission control to newyork!
 
i'm more of a fan of the SICK DOG myself.
 
the_w1se said:
gogoplata huh? you play rubber gaurd much? mission control to newyork!
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My ghetto-never-had-training-in-it-but-it-but-it-seems-to-work-anyway version of rubber gaurd, yeah. When in gaurd, I usually go to it if anything other than open/closed. My butterfly guard, for example, gets me killed. It is my weakest gaurd position.
 
CoC #2 came in today. I can close it to beyond parallel, but I can't click the handles. I'm okay with that for now, being that I've not done any real grip work.

In other news, I'm off to firetend for 6 days. I should survive, but no gaurantees.
 
finnegan said:
My ghetto-never-had-training-in-it-but-it-but-it-seems-to-work-anyway version of rubber gaurd, yeah. When in gaurd, I usually go to it if anything other than open/closed. My butterfly guard, for example, gets me killed. It is my weakest gaurd position.
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yeah generally i dont play it as much i usually go stright to spider gaurd if i can, or look to regain position or sweep if its there, yeah i found some really good bravo rubber gaurd stuff on youtube, names wierd stuff, but they look awesome
 
finnegan said:
CoC #2 came in today. I can close it to beyond parallel, but I can't click the handles. I'm okay with that for now, being that I've not done any real grip work.

In other news, I'm off to firetend for 6 days. I should survive, but no gaurantees.
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Godspeed my friend... godspeed......
 
the_w1se said:
Godspeed my friend... godspeed......
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Out at the site. I've got a lot of woodbusting to do. Anything in particular that you guys want to see?
*firespinning
*woodbusting
*bonfires
*all of the above
 
All of the above. Fire spinning is cool, but it would be nice to see the wood bustin' stuff that you do too.
 
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