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I'll start.
Mackenzie Dern walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "You sound Brazilian."
Dern says, "How many is a brazilian?"
Jon Jones gets pulled over in his Bentley by a cop, and the cop sees a bottle on the seat. The cop asks Jones what's in the bottle, and Jones replies, "It's only water officer!"
The cop takes the bottle, smells it, and says, "Son, this this smells like wine to me."
Bonesy says, "Praise the Lord, he's done it again!"
Why are Shogun, GSP, and Joanna Jedrzejczyk against a fighter union? Because strikes make them tap.
Mackenzie Dern walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "You sound Brazilian."
Dern says, "How many is a brazilian?"
Jon Jones gets pulled over in his Bentley by a cop, and the cop sees a bottle on the seat. The cop asks Jones what's in the bottle, and Jones replies, "It's only water officer!"
The cop takes the bottle, smells it, and says, "Son, this this smells like wine to me."
Bonesy says, "Praise the Lord, he's done it again!"
Why are Shogun, GSP, and Joanna Jedrzejczyk against a fighter union? Because strikes make them tap.