Fight in a chip shop

[LazyViking]

You must be from where those balls of hay roll past.

Tumbleweed?

 

[LazyViking]

Don't Americans put ketchup on everything?

Gross, hell no.

 

[Freddy Mercury]

This story is Britain based and English written boys. That means there ain't gonna be no fight. Just a bunch of crooked teeth individuals hurling insults at each other to prove who is the toughest. That is until Conor comes by and kicks all their asses in true Irish fashion. The End?

 

[antithetic]

This story is Britain based and English written boys. That means there ain't gonna be no fight. Just a bunch of crooked teeth individuals hurling insults at each other to prove who is the toughest. That is until Conor comes by and kicks all their asses in true Irish fashion. The End?

Thought everyone gets stabbed there by chavs.

 

[kidnic]

then Fedor appears...

 

[Geordie "Shadow" Munro]

 

[JumboKebab]

Ban ts for trying be funny but only being cring worthy

 

[h0lydiver]

turned out funny without the content actually being funny, impressive.

 

[BigGucciSosa]

The Americans on the site are wondering right now why you would put ketchup on potato chips. Some of them will probably try it.... and like it.

we're beyond that

 

[threelions]

Guess you have to be British or former colony to know what a carpark is.

Surely it's pretty obvious?

 

[chunglii]

early contender for best post/thread of 2015

 

[SimonNova]

man this topic delivers so far, bring them gifs of people looking clueless

 

[peepshow]

so who did what again

 

[SoberPoster]

So you basically want to relive this moment:

 

[JaPo]

Lol @ this thread and the mental image it conjures. One has to love our takeaway shop fights.

 

[accolyte1022]

Uwotm8

I think this thread started like so:

Probably ends:

 

[the muntjac]

Don't Americans put ketchup on everything?

 

[CleverNameEh]

How stupid do you have to be to not be able to figure out what a "carpark" is?

I would like to imagine that everybody here is capable of figuring out the definition of a word that literally describes to you what it is in it's very name. Car...Park...

WTF is wrong with you morons? If you had never heard the term "parking lot", you could still figure out what it means couldn't you? FFS

 

[CleverNameEh]

But alas, all of the stupid carpark questions got me sidetracked from my response to TS...

 

[Judo Thai Boxer]

Shouldn't cigarette be called *** since we are talking all weird English?

We call it a tab.