Fight in a chip shop

[tuco1808]

Mark Coleman's at the front of the queue ordering saveloy and chips. Rumble pushes in. He's had three vodka and lemonade and he didn't see the line. Lee Murray tells him to get to the back and Ken Shamrock, outside on the pavement hears the shouting, drops his cigarette and charges inside. Frankie Edgar only wanted cod and chips but Oleg used up all the ketchup so he'll try the curry sauce. Gonzaga's in the carpark eating a veggie burger when Chuck turns up in his BMW, just back from the club with Lolo Jones in the passenger seat.

Officer Hendo's been called.

It's all kicking off in Rickson's chip shop.

 

[Judo Thai Boxer]

Uwotm8

 

[Tchernobog]

WTF is a carpark ?

 

[Peteyandjia]

 

[CodCommando]

WTF is a carpark ?

You must be from where those balls of hay roll past.

 

[Jin Akutsu]

 

[Scott Baiowulf]

Shouldn't cigarette be called *** since we are talking all weird English?

 

[chukutee]

The Americans on the site are wondering right now why you would put ketchup on potato chips. Some of them will probably try it.... and like it.

 

[Scott Baiowulf]

WTF is a carpark ?

It's a good record label. Check out Cloud Nothings or Toro Y Moi

 

[tuco1808]

 

[waldywaldy]

The Americans on the site are wondering right now why you would put ketchup on potato chips. Some of them will probably try it.... and like it.

Don't Americans put ketchup on everything?

 

[Luger]

 

[chukutee]

Don't Americans put ketchup on everything?

You're thinking of bacon.

 

[SilvaMoney]

No soup for you

 

[ralphus1]

I was on vacation in Manchester, England 20 years ago and witnessed a chip shop brawl. Lots of pushing and shoving with generally poor standup technique. I think they were speaking English but can't say for sure.

 

[ozlatic]

I understood everything.

 

[EARLOBE]

Don't Americans put ketchup on everything?

Usually just on steak.

It's a good record label. Check out Cloud Nothings or Toro Y Moi

+1

 

[devilfisted]

WTF is a carpark ?

A place where young cars go to swing, slide, run and play!

 

[antithetic]

 

[antithetic]

Guess you have to be British or former colony to know what a carpark is.