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[BarbellzNbacon]

 

[ChessJitsu]

The funniest thing about this is picturing how Tito imagines himself to be anytime he tries to say something profound or clever.

To us he sounds like a bumbling nonsensical jock but to himself he's as smooth as James Bond.

clearly he still hasn't realized how he's perceived whenever he's on camera because he still keeps giving us unintentional comedy classics.

 

[bng]

 

[justmark]

 

[swimba]

 

[AldoStillGoat]

 

[xhaydenx]

The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[snowbro]

Tito is the man!

 

[CosyToasty]

Tito is the man!

What kind of man?

 

[snowbro]

What kind of man?

The

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

In America, you feed your kids to outlive those kids

 

[Kwic]

Never change Tito.

 

[Doctor Grudge]

hes a professional fighter!

 

[Poirierfan]

Both Tito and Schaub's brains have to be the best brains of the night, they're amazingly similar in that regard. Both guys continue to find unique ways to keep us on our toes around every turn.

 

[Chubi]

Tito never cut onions for free.

 

[Poirierfan]

What kind of man?

The big hollow headed kind.

 

[swimba]

What kind of man?

 

[LostMyBlackBelt]

This shit was so traumatic for me that I had to chop something for my Sherbros.

I chopped these a while ago, but still...

Damn, that is diced or maybe minced to me.

 

[LostMyBlackBelt]

Never had anything with the peeler. The mandoline though, that's pure horror material... I'd never use that with bare hands.

The cutting edges of tin foil and plastic wrap boxes send many people to the ER.

I use the mandolin cutting guard like a pussy, a pussy with all his fingers.

 

[icemun]

One of you muppets posted a vid of Tito saying something stupid

So now I get about 10 video recommendations a day of Tito saying dumb shit

Here is him cutting an onion. I was CERTAIN her was going to hurt himself