Social Favorite Midget

[I am your real dad]

My favorite from your list is Morgan Freeman because its hilarious.

But I like all of them.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Karina Lemos

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Jemma Suicide

Only clicked the thread to post her.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Btw, these people are dwarfs as their bodies are not in proportion. Midgets are simply proportional people under 4’11”. In terms of Dwarfs, Beetlejuice is my fav.

How dare you! Beet is 6'7" and 350 lbs with hands of stone.

Fuck outta here trying to besmirch beet by calling him a dwarf

 

[Sakurabaism]

Karina Lemos

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Jemma > karina.

But wood Karina

 

[minute bull]

Bushwick Bill

THIS YEAR HALLOWEEN FELL ON A WEEKEND.

 

[raty tat tat]

Koksal Baba

They should have him fight Charlie Zelenoff

 

[Sakurabaism]

Jemme > karina.

But wood Karina

Fuck Jemme, Marry Karina

 

[Drain Bamage]

Work ed at a guitar shop that had a dwarf door man, he was the shit, always telling funny stories and sold me pots

 

[fungi]

Yeah and you could carry her around in a backpack until you needed her. Of course she'd be chirping nonstop but you could jam a tater tot in her mouth and shut her up.

Well, I treat women with restecpa.
So, I'm fine with interacting with her like with any other person.

Butt, I can see your point.

 

[rearnakedchoke]

THIS YEAR HALLOWEEN FELL ON A WEEKEND.

RIP

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Fuck Jemme, Marry Karina

 

[Nihongi]

Why is this list so short?

<[analyzed}>

 

[Chillin' Nuts]

Well for starters here's the bar I think

I was working the overnight shift at an office around Court street in Brooklyn, and in order to avoid falling asleep I used to go for walks on the promenade. Being that I have crippling social anxiety, I'd usually wait until around 3am to go (also that was the midpoint of shift so it killed the maximum time).

So yeah I was walking by the Custom House on what I think was a Thursday. Normally the place would be closed at that time/day but I guess they were hositng some sort of private group event or events. It seemed like the place was pretty jumping as I approached. That was when the door slammed open and a group of (and I do not exaggerate) about 30 midgets came endlessly streaming out. Many were grumbling and cursing as they waddled away, all had demon-like scowls on their faces.

Now, as I mentioned above, this sight made me instinctively bolt past the place as fast as I could go. But I want to be clear here: It wasn't how angry they appeared that scared me. It was the SHEER NUMBER of them. I had never seen that many midgets in a single place, much less a straight up endless stream of them coming out of a single doorway. That realization combined with the fact that it was 3am in Brooklyn just created a voice in my brain that echoed RUN!!! endlessly until my legs finally found the power they needed to move.

I continued on my walk as usual, and at the end of the night curiousity got the better of me and I went back the same way to see if any other shennanigans had occured at the bar. The place was dark and everyone was gone except for one or two mustachioed guys sweeping up the place outside. Neither looked very happy about the events that had transpired that night.

I can only imagine what had actually gone down. I never saw anything like that at that bar or any other ever again.

If nothing else comes from this thread I am glad that this story was told. This is Game of Thrones level shit (wink wink).

What's most fascinating here is the speculation as to what pissed the midgets off. I mean you're already a midget, you're amongst your peers, presumably buzzed up, and now you decide to get mad?

So some dude yelled "you motherfuckers are short" and that was the breaking point?

This is a great story. Entertaining and begs follow-up. I laughed, I cried, I stood up (and cleared the 4 foot barrier) and cheered.

 

[Spounman]

 

[Papachulu]

Warwick Davis easy

 

[Cherry Brigand]

Most of the cast of time bandits.

 

[ralphc1]

 

[minute bull]