Favorite Brock Lesnar Win

[Megatronlee]

I've never liked Brawk but giving credit where credit is due, he survived Shane's onslaught and came back and got the W.

You better

 

[Megatronlee]

HES JUST A JACKED WHITEBOY. DEAL WITH IT

 

[HHJ]

Ladies and Gentlemen,my name is @HHJ and I am the advocate for the Grand High Priest of Suplex City...Brock Lesnar,and my client went up against the monster known as Shane Carwin. Many of my client's detractors use the sticking point that my client is too big,he is too strong,that is UNFAIR for The Beast Incarnate to pick on these smaller weaker icons of the MMA world and fling them around the octagon and inflict concussive blows on seemingly helpless opposition.

Well,now we have an opponent who is just as big,who is just as strong,and wouldnt you know what happened that very night,July 3rd at the MGM Grand Garden Arena,ten years ago.. that the MAN who would get his hand raised...was the CONQUEROR..BROCK...LESNAR who F5'd Shane Carwin and then locked him into the arm triangle in which Mr. Carwin had to tap...because Ladies and Gentlemen,had he not tapped..Brock was prepared to go all the way,and going all the way for the BEAST INCARNATE BROCK LESNAR would have gotten the UFC immediatley taken off PPV,showed the world that it truly is the barbaric sport that we knew deep in our hears it really was,and would cease to be!

Everytime Brock goes to the Octagon,he jeopardizes the future of the UFC,and MMA as a whole,because of the savage brutality,the severe crushing dominance,the sadistic punishment that can only be doled out by one man...BROCK. LESNAR.

 

[Limit Smasher]

I liked the Hunt win best tbh

 

[Sweater of AV]

Definitely Mir. Of course I wanted Mir to win, but the way the entire thing played out was hilarious.

It was a shame seeing Heath lose like that after so many years and fights. Randy as well but not nearly to that level. Carwin blowing his load was unfortunate but credit to Brock for surviving.

 

[HHJ]

I liked the Hunt win best tbh

My client BROCK LESNAR,having taken a long hiatus from the world of mixed martial arts,of which he was previously world champion,had decided to come back,and picked the most feared fighter in it's realms. A former K-1 world champion. The man who had defeated Mirko Crocop and Wanderlei Silva in his first few fights in the sport of MMA. I can tell you that my client the BEAST INCARNATE,frothed at the mouth for such an oppurtunity to test his skills...and even after all this time away from the octagon,the ring rust,the pro wrestling career taking his full intentions,THE CONQUEROR BROCK LESNAR emerged victorious once again,as he booked Mark Hunt a one way ticket to Suplex City,and this same beating awaits anyone,who dares step into the cage with my client,the man who broke the Undertaker's streak,BROCK LESNAR

 

[HHJ]

Definitely Mir. Of course, I wanted him to win the rematch but the way the entire thing played out was hilarious.

It was a shame seeing Heath lose like that after so many years and fights. Randy as well but not nearly to that level. Carwin blowing his load was unfortunate but credit to Brock for surviving.

Ladies and Gentleman,in the rematch,my client Brock Lesnar finally retrieved the famed horseshoe that was lodged deep in the anal cavity of Francisco Mir,and he was able to forcibly remove this horseshoe,and used it to batter and pulverize Francisco Mir until he was rendered unrecognizable. I shudder at the memory of the carnage.

 

[Herwald]

... back then these were big deals <Lmaoo>

Still is. Supply's just low.

 

[WASSUPBRO]

Nothing tops him stopping the strawberry thief.

horseshoe removal surgery

 

[lenbiasgoat]

Mines heath.. he folded him at 1st then ragdolled him the rest of the time ending with him riding him like a horse lol... Loved it

 

[mirellale]

The way he completely destroyed John Cena at SummerSlam 2014 was amazing

 

[gspieler]

When he shot on Randy Orton.

 

[BigTruck]

When he shot on Randy Orton.

That was a work

 

[gspieler]

That was a work

It's real to me, damnit.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Undertaker, because grown ass men showed they were marks and it made me laugh. I thought it was a bad decision but holy shit grown men actually cried.

...they have decisions in pro wrestling?

 

[TR1]

When he tapped Cain.

 

[TerraRayzing]

He was must see tv, like him or hate him......

Buh buh fake wrestler.
It's amazing how many people forget he was a legit wrestle in college.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

most impressive for me was him destroying triple h. Triple h is one of the all time GOATs of the sport and he made it look easy. He took all of triple hs best shots and ran right through him

Actual footage of you:

 

[BigTruck]

It's real to me, damnit.

He did hit him and legit busy him open but he was supposed to do that so it wasn't really a shoot but yeah it was real lol.

 

[VinceArch]

You better

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