Face Tattoos on Women: Instant Red Flag or Just Extreme Eyeliner?

[Contempt]

Instant red flag? More like instant boner.

So, instant pink flag... pole then?

 

[Crazy Source]

To quote mark twain: “a man who grabs a cat by the tail learns a lesson he can learn no other way.”

As one connoisseur of strong and tattooed women to another- hold tight and have fun. If it feels right, get drunk and fly to Vegas to get married. You only life once, get weird with it. No regrets

“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Sobek]

Funny?

Chicks aren't funny. That's a man, man. Or at least it was once.

Ah well, life's all about the journey and learning lessons I guess.

You're gunna have a story or two either way.

 

[snugglecakes]

oh g.. yuh think... permanent ink... the blood stream... what ever could go wrong?

 

[fungi]

Feels like OT.
SomeMODy bring it over there.

 

[I Am Legion]

Not only do they look bad on everyone, they show signs of mental issues. I have never seen one attached to a person that doesn't have problems. Either depression, Bi Polar, self harm, or vanity, always creeps in.

 

[liner]

So, I matched with this pretty hot chick on a dating app. Her profile pics were like a rock concert—edgy, confident, and she had a small but unmistakable face tattoo. I thought, Wow, she must be artistic, deep, or at least way out of my league. Maybe she’s a tattoo artist who got a little too carried away with her own canvas, like a Picasso who accidentally painted a grocery list.

We met at a coffee shop, and she was even more stunning in person. But as I got closer, I realized her face tattoo was… a barcode. Like, the kind you see on a can of beans. My brain immediately went into a frenzy. Is she secretly a robot? A human QR code? If I scan her, will I get a discount on something? Maybe a lifetime supply of awkward first dates or a free upgrade to my dating app profile.

Trying to keep my cool, I casually asked, “So, does your tattoo have any special meaning?”

She smirked. “Yeah, it’s my ex’s favorite energy drink.”

I nearly spilled my coffee. “Wait, what?”

She laughed. “Nah, just messing with you. I lost a bet.”

A bet. This woman permanently marked her face because of a bet. I was both horrified and deeply, deeply impressed. Maybe she’s a professional gambler who just couldn’t resist the thrill of a lifetime tattoo, like betting your house on a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Fast forward to the end of the date, and things are going great. We’re walking outside when a guy at the checkout stand of a convenience store yells, “Hey! Can I scan your face? I need a price check on Red Bull!”

I thought she’d be annoyed, but she just shouted back, “Nah, babe, I’m premium. No discounts!”

I knew right then—this woman was either the love of my life or my future greatest regret. Either way, I was in. Maybe she’s just really good at making me laugh, even if it means I’ll never forget the time she turned into a human barcode. Or maybe she’s a secret agent on a mission to infiltrate the energy drink industry, and I’m just her cover story.

She’s got the sizzle of a jalapeño and the humor of a stand-up comedian, but I can’t help but wonder if she accidentally used a Sharpie instead of a tattoo machine. Why turn a beautiful face into a permanent game of “Where’s Waldo?” with a giant ink blot? I’m disappoint!

Whats the 2nd date update. I'm invested now and want to know more about this interesting girl. One request is find out what bet she lost. Actually can't believe that didn't come up during the date. That would have been my number 1 follow up question.

 

[bandicoot]

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

 

[The_Renaissance]

Massive, massive, massive red flag.

 

[HHJ]

I banged this one girl in Europe who had some satanic tattoos that was on her chest that went all the way up to her face.


I admit it was a thrill to fuck someone who was so heavily tattooed.

YOLO

 

[Batjester]

@Stargazer Rex

Google hasn't given me a definitive answer, but I don't think that's a tattoo.


And wood would with the force of a thousand suns.

 

[HHJ]

Google hasn't given me a definitive answer, but I don't think that's a tattoo.


And wood would with the force of a thousand suns.

It is not a tatoo, it's just something she puts on

 

[Lee Danger]

A face tattoo on a woman usually point to abuse in her past.

just like a tattoed tear used to mean a life taken... i must be surrounded by murderers these days, right?

 

[Batjester]

It is not a tatoo, it's just something she puts on

That's what I was thinking, but you rarely see her without it I wasn't 100% sure.

Even if it was a tattoo she actually pulls off the look without it seeming trashy. I'm so glad she's in NXT.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

a tattoo thread and no Johnny cash/Rosie O'Donnell or tribal Mutant Ninja dick suck pics?

 

[NoSmilez]

This going to be OP

 

[Michaelangelo]

Should propose tonight imo

 

[Jesus X]

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oh g.. yuh think... permanent ink... the blood stream... what ever could go wrong?

A 1 in 5 chancer of getting a blood cancer is pretty high.

 

[DanSavage]

To quote mark twain: “a man who grabs a cat by the tail learns a lesson he can learn no other way.”

Not a flame, but the quote is:

"But, on the other hand, Uncle Abner said that the person that had took a bull by the tail once had learnt sixty or seventy times as much as a person that hadn’t, and said a person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn’t ever going to grow dim or doubtful."
--Tom Sawyer Abroad

 

[Ogata]

Acceptable ONLY if they come from a legitimate warrior tribe. Otherwise its pure try hard.