Fabia vs Rogan who would win?

Johnnny said:
In a sanctioned MMA fight, Fabia would almost certainly win.

Rogan is 54 years old, 5'3 without his lifts, and has absolutely horrible cardio due to decades of PED abuse trying to pack muscle mass onto his dwarfish frame. He exacerbates his cardio problem by focusing on explosive spinning kicks. After throwing everything into a few of those kicks, his cardio will crash and he will waddle around like The Penguin from Batman Returns until he runs completely out of gas and keels over like Humpty Dumpty.

Fabia is around 40 years old and slightly taller at 5'5. His bedroom cardio would allow him to take over the fight when Rogan gasses out in the first 30 seconds. There is virtually no risk of getting KO'd by one of Rogan's spinning kicks because he telegraphs them so much.

Fabia would also win in a street fight because he is quicker than Rogan. Fabia would slice Rogan up with a knife before he even realized what was happening.
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I don't think I've ever loved a post so much. <GinJuice>
 
PokerandMMA said:
This is ironic but Rogan is actually the bigger tougher fighter in this match-up. 5'5 Rogan ends 5'1 Fabia.
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Rogaine is not 5'5''
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Obvously this is joking around, cuz Rogan would kill him.

But for anyone unaware, Rogan is a legit BJJ blackbelt, fought full contact TKD and had a few kickboxing matches.

There is a video of Rogan KOing a guy in a tournament floating around some place.

Rogan is not in the same group as a guy like Fabia lol
 
WaylonMercy5150 said:
fabia is a freak but he is in much better shape and doesn't have a roid gut. Rogan would gas and fabia would f him in the a then tap him.
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You give Fabia way too much credit. And, like you say, Rogan isn't natural. That's actually a good argument for Joe to beat Fabia up, not the other way around.
 
PokerandMMA said:
You give Fabia way too much credit. And, like you say, Rogan isn't natural. That's actually a good argument for Joe to beat Fabia up, not the other way around.
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All Joe has is his kicks. If it were an MMA sanctioned fight, Joe would telegraph 3 or 4 wild ass kicks then turtle up and get taken down and worked over. Rogan is blown up after 30 seconds of fighting.
 
Rogan would pulverize that tiny weirdo with like 2 or 3 leg kicks and I would be applauding.

no ref, no stoppage, nobody to save him. Just keep going.
 
Perry Willits said:
What's Rogan weight! Like 175ish?
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No, he weighed himself live on his own podcast 1.5years ago and it was 205lbs :



Rogan is a BJJ blackbelt and Taekwando demon. Fabia is about 5'0" or something.
He would be destroyed in less than 1 minute.
 
Doughie99 said:
No, he weighed himself live on his own podcast 1.5years ago and it was 205lbs :



Rogan is a BJJ blackbelt and Taekwando demon. Fabia is about 5'0" or something.
He would be destroyed in less than 1 minute.
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Never bet on a 5o year old with bad knees and a roid gut.
 
WaylonMercy5150 said:
All Joe has is his kicks. If it were an MMA sanctioned fight, Joe would telegraph 3 or 4 wild ass kicks then turtle up and get taken down and worked over. Rogan is blown up after 30 seconds of fighting.
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True plus old Colman toyed with Rogan like pet dog
 
Rogan is so full of shit. Plenty of long powerful guys would catch Joe with a punch with no training. Is he talking about % of population or absolute number? I’m sure there are millions of untrained people who would knock Joe through this dimension.
 
Fabia better finish him Rogan will not lose a decision
 
true_fan said:
Rogan says very few untrained people can defeat him, so is Fabia one of them or is he too trained for Joe? In a street fight or a sanctioned one who do u have?

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Fabia via USADA.


Rogan is a drug abuser.
 
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