Relationships Expressions you hate

[Cid]

"You can't have your cake and eat it too"

The fuck I can't.

Was right all along.

 

[Intermission]

Everything is either "wild" or "diabolical" now... beaten to death

"It is what it is" is out of control.

 

[TYR-I]

"It is what it is" is out of control.

heard that for 16 years as a policeman... makes my skin crawl

 

[BoomStronk]

"You can't have your cake and eat it too"

The fuck I can't.

This is a funny one. I remember catching on this as a youngster and thinking, wgy the fuck would you even want cake you can't eat??

 

[ssBaldy]

“No offense, but…” (Guaranteed offense incoming)

"I'm not racist, but..."

 

[ssBaldy]

Finna - sounds like double digit IQ.
Slay queen - dumb and whorish.

 

[Why did you]

Finna - sounds like double digit IQ.
Slay queen - dumb and whorish.

 

[MLarson]

Was right all along.

I've heard he has an explosive temper.

 

[TYR-I]

Ion
Slayyyy
Yes Queen

 

[Rygu]

"It is what it is" is by far the most annoying. If it wasn't what it is, what the fuck else would it be?

"Well that's your opinion" - No shit, who else's opinion would it be?

Having just finished a Sopranos binge watch, got a little sick of hearing "What are you gonna do" by every main character 7 times an episode. TONY, THE EARTH IS ON FIRE BILLIONS ARE BEING BURNED ALIVE, "Yeah well, what are you gonna do"

 

[fungi]

I could/should/would have WENT, ATE, DID, etc.
You IS/WAS.
I AXED.
"I could care less".
Between you and "I".
WHOM is/was/were/etc.

P.s. I'm not a grammar nazi, and I COULD care less, but I still care.
Fuck stupid, illiterate, and ignorant people!!!

 

[Kardashians]

The word "literally" is used way too much.

Anything along the line of "it could be worse".

The fact that there are kids starving in Africa doesn't change my problems at all.

When my bunnies don’t finish their lunch I always chastise them telling them there are bunnies in Africa who have to eat dirt.

(I’m going to hell)

 

[tillet]

U are all feeling sad but sometimes it can get better

 

[Ladder Master]

“If you don’t write it down, it didn’t happen”
Nursing phrase


I saw an alien land in my back yard. It was a grey.
23:39 12/12/2025

See I wrote it down.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

You got this.

You do you.

And I really hate when people say “I could care less if you do that” or something to that effect.

If you say it like that, you are advertising the fact that you have never had an original thought in your life. Because if you are trying to say you don’t care if someone does something, you would say “I couldn’t care less…”

The former is used for when someone comments on your lack of interest in something, so you say “I could care less.” You are jokingly threatening to care even less than you already do, so as to say “My level of interest hasn’t bottomed out quite yet.”

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Finna - sounds like double digit IQ.
Slay queen - dumb and whorish.

"Giving them their flowers"
"Rest in power"
"Axe"

 

[BoogerDawson]

His precision is so precise.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

His precision is so precise.

 

[Plissken]

A lot of those fruity recent ones like "and I'm here for it" that started popping up in the past ten years or so.

 

[arathans]

i cant believe we are still doing this in 2025...

The use of the current year as a justification for some stupid point.