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[Uber_Noober]

Don’t tell me what to do

 

[Osculater]

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The Hitachi will make a believer out of you.

Does it come bigger and black? Asking for @lsa

 

[Osculater]

Ugh... I love/hate the internet sometimes.

After doing a quick search for that picture, I am now being inundated with ads for lingerie and scantily clad women.
Not exactly a terrible thing to have to look at...

Don't lie you always had dildo ads

 

[Joe Mama]

Don't lie you always had dildo ads

True story - on a flight back for my wife (then GF) to meet my parents, we regrettably watched "The Shape of Water" during the flight.

I was rudely awoken from a nap to a picture of a composite dildo as imagined from the creature of the movie. Etsy is a weird place man...

 

[Osculater]

True story - on a flight back for my wife (then GF) to meet my parents, we regrettably watched "The Shape of Water" during the flight.

I was rudely awoken from a nap to a picture of a composite dildo as imagined from the creature of the movie. Etsy is a weird place man...

Did you buy it?

 

[Joe Mama]

Did you buy it?

No, the Hitachi rules all and wins every time.

 

[Osculater]

No, the Hitachi rules all and wins every time.

 

[William Huggins]

Name ?

It was in his signature, you didn't turn it off did you?

 

[dije1]

Thank you daddy

 

[fungi]

Hi guys,

I know the forums will be fixed soon, but I can’t cope with this. I am requesting that people please add a line break before your signatures; it’s driving me insane confusing them with your posts every time.

You can go to your account (upper right, click on your profile picture) -> signature.

Then, use this button to add a line break between the post and signature:

Me after I read “stare at my gooch!1111” for the 51st time, thinking it’s part of the post:

Better yet, if you put it in italics, or something that makes them more distinguishable, I will reward you with a gold star and a big titty gif. Thank you.

In eternal butthurt,

Volador

 

[IDGETKTFO]

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[Flower2dPeople]

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I'll just start posting like this.

 

[GergreG]

Two factor authentication, now this? Are they trying to kill the forum?

 

[puppybird]

wtf 2nd tayum dis week sum 6ixdogger try fi seh how fi live mi lyf mi seh nuh bredrin'

wi good tho no beef fam all love broski

I always imagined you to look exactly like this

 

[I Am Legion]

Who do they have working on this site? The guys behind Y2k? Laurel and Hardy? The guys that did Atari ET?

 

[Osculater]

I always imagined you to look exactly like this View attachment 1079316

Mang he ain't that cool like the Zuck, bro

 

[Osculater]

Who do they have working on this site? The guys behind Y2k? Laurel and Hardy? The guys that did Atari ET?

People who used to work for AOL and Yahoo

 

[Simple Southerner]

Sherdoggers bitch moan wine and complain about everything


Oh and one more thing

Stare at my gooch!!!!

 

[Slapjit]

I always imagined you to look exactly like this View attachment 1079316

I wish fam bro always got di drip hopefully mi be like Zuck one day tho #GrindsetMindset

Dis dude mi spirit animal tho mi waan mi slap entrance to be like dis no changes at all except di song mi wrote mi own dun kno

 

[badascan]

How about they fix the fucking site or we stop using it? When we accept lower and lower standards we get lower and lower standards...