I literally get into arguments with my wife about going to the movies. I absolutely hate going to theatres anymore. My wife the other day talked about wanting to go see the Jurassic whatever coming out in a couple weeks I think. This is exactly how the conversation went;
her: come on, I really want to see it and so does my sister and brother. We can all go together.
me: why don't you just go with them? I don't like going to the movies, I'd rather watch it at home.
her: oh come on, it isn't something I ask you to do very often just do it and suffer through it for me.
me: Compelling argument, let's apply the same standard to you giving up your starfish or a little oral.
The conversation ended at that point.