Ever Had Vending Machine Take Your Money

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Who has lost a dollar trying to get a snack.
 
Im not afraid to shake the absolute fuck out of them. dont care if people stare
 
Im not afraid to shake the absolute fuck out of them. dont care if people stare
on god u got me fuckt up if u think im not smashing dat bih if i catch it tryna finesse me ya hurd
 
About 10% of the time I use one.
I don’t mind though, the anticipation makes for a super exciting user experience, and after all, isn’t that what it’s really all about anyway?
 
Everyone has. The question is who has the balls to tip it and knock loose all the extra shit that will come with it?

This guy is who. I'm not waiting a week or so for my snack.
 
About 10% of the time I use one.
I don’t mind though, the anticipation makes for a super exciting user experience, and after all, isn’t that what it’s really all about anyway?
It's funny, because from a dopaminergic standpoint, you're actually right.

Well, unless you actually need some food.
 
Our machine at work takes people's money all the time and these morons leave their name and how much they lost as if they are gonna hunt them down to give them 75 cents
 
No, I've never had a vending machine take my monkey. A man has to draw the line somewhere and my line is right before my monkey.
 
I do from time to time. I consider it karma though after robbing them at the little league fields constantly with my friends growing up.
 
I've shook more free stuff out than I've lost so I'm still winning
 
Yeah, bitch didn't try that a second time




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yeah and my reaction is

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Yes, I wasn't able to get my soiled japanese schoolgirl panties that night.
 
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Very rarely use them anymore given how overpriced they've become in the UK.
 
about 20 years ago I was a teenager and I used to do the cleaning shift overnights at Kmart during weekends... I remember I used to go into their employees lounge area and shake the shit out of the vending machines...used to get free candy all the time (me and my buddy).... there were no security cameras in the lounge at the time, or I guess so because we never got in troubles

So to answer your question.... I dont remember exactly but I think maybe once or twice it has happened.... I would call it even and way more on my favor
 

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