Emma Watson: I Pay To Learn About Sexual Pleasure What?

[Genki Sudo II]

I could teach her human sexuality for free in one afternoon;

Her value to a man ends the moment he blows his load in or on her flatchested little self important ass.

She's a glorified sperm recepticle.

Deep seeded issues, you have.

 

[Genki Sudo II]

She also stated that guys in college were afraid of asking her out making her single most of that time period.

Hmmm...

 

[Genki Sudo II]

I'd

F**k her right in the p***y?

 

[Genki Sudo II]

She's not particularly crazy gorgeous in the Maxim sense but I would eat fresh placenta to have her as an escort for one night; feminazi, or not, she's adorably cute.

 

[DM1982]

Deep seeded issues, you have.

Listen kid; this is an open forum on a mma site - you millenials take this online shit seriously, but grown ups dont. If you are a grown up, you should pretend you're not.

I post to amuse myself; sometimes stupid shit comes out; relax its jokes.

Go read some dead baby jokes in the dark jokes thread; its all for fun dummy - not serious.

Stupid kids on here smh

 

[Skip Reming]

Listen kid; this is an open forum on a mma site - you millenials take this online shit seriously, but grown ups dont. If you are a grown up, you should pretend you're not.

I post to amuse myself; sometimes stupid shit comes out; relax its jokes.

Go read some dead baby jokes in the dark jokes thread; its all for fun dummy - not serious.

Stupid kids on here smh

Nice flip flop there

 

[JohnnyDrama]

She is learning about Kinbaku and Shibari.

Google it and thank me later.

 

[Loiosh]

Listen kid; this is an open forum on a mma site - you millenials take this online shit seriously, but grown ups dont. If you are a grown up, you should pretend you're not.

I post to amuse myself; sometimes stupid shit comes out; relax its jokes.

Go read some dead baby jokes in the dark jokes thread; its all for fun dummy - not serious.

Stupid kids on here smh

You're a waste of bandwidth.

 

[Genki Sudo II]

Listen kid; this is an open forum on a mma site - you millenials take this online shit seriously, but grown ups dont. If you are a grown up, you should pretend you're not.

I post to amuse myself; sometimes stupid shit comes out; relax its jokes.

Go read some dead baby jokes in the dark jokes thread; its all for fun dummy - not serious.

Stupid kids on here smh

Yeah, certain subset of people might enjoy those kind of jokes - probably the same that enjoys Liveleak ISIS beheadings on a Saturday with pizza and bear.

 

[DM1982]

You're a waste of bandwidth.

Why'd you reply then?

 

[DM1982]

Yeah, certain subset of people might enjoy those kind of jokes - probably the same that enjoys Liveleak ISIS beheadings on a Saturday with pizza and bear.

Wrong.

A joke is WORDS. beheading videos is footage of people being heinously murdered.

If you need the difference splained to you, please dont quote me ever again, for the love of god please.

 

[DM1982]

Nice flip flop there

Not a flip flop, was having to explain to mentally incompetents on an open chat forum the gist of posting on such a site. They take this shit to their fragile little hearts.

Jog on son

 

[Loiosh]

Why'd you reply then?

When I see someone being a complete dumbass, it's natural to say "hey, you're a dumbass".

Every single one of your exchanges here is negative. Good job, adult guy.

 

[Final Rehab]

Too stupid to communicate with words?

WHY NOT COMMUNICATE WITH PICTURES!!!

the method of communication for 1/2 wits.

Try some words if you wanna flame simpleton; like a big boy

OK.

You're a loser. You doubtlessly have had little success with women so you objectify them as objects to make yourself feel better about your own inadequacies. You have a vivid internal fantasy world where you imagine yourself as an alpha male amongst females, but the reality of your failure with the objects of your desire simply fuels your rage, basically you're a ticking time bomb. Your relationship with your mother was difficult and strained, and your father was a prick who treated your mom badly, which was the origins of your misogynistic dis-function. You will find it difficult if not impossible to forge a positive intimate relationship with a female going forward. You masturbate constantly, and the sores from your self-abuse serve as a constant reminder that you have failed at the most basic forms of human interaction. This reality is constant torture to your psyche, and you hate yourself as much if not more than the women you despise, yet who remain the objects of your secret hopes and dreams. You're likely a victim of constant bullying at school or work, further exacerbating your emasculation.

You'll either go the Eliot Rogers route and go out in a hail of bullets or you'll simply fade away in anonymity, just another simpering cuckold of the world, lashing out in his own head at the more fulfilled, successful men you hate but wish you were, and the women who those men satisfy while you can't, just another nail in the coffin of your shriveled, eviscerated manhood. If you don't have a manifesto yet, please start one, the treatise of a failed and broken man is a fascinating read.

So yeah...

 

[Genki Sudo II]

Wrong.

A joke is WORDS. beheading videos is footage of people being heinously murdered.

If you need the difference splained to you, please dont quote me ever again, for the love of god please.

Thanks for enlightening me. You are right. Those jokes are hilarious, haven't laughed that much in years. What I get for being an uptight pansy.

In actuality, you shouldn't have taken my post so seriously. I, in fact, sensed your post as a bit facetious, hence my Yoda word play. Kind of defensive for an adult.

 

[phoenixikki]

I still think she looks like a skinny boy with a wig

 

[DM1982]

When I see someone being a complete dumbass, it's natural to say "hey, you're a dumbass".

Every single one of your exchanges here is negative. Good job, adult guy.

Yes, adults can make silly statements and beliefs whilst maintaining their emotions stability...

...on an internet forum. You should try it then you wont be so irked

 

[DM1982]

OK.

You're a loser. You doubtlessly have had little success with women so you objectify them as objects to make yourself feel better about your own inadequacies. You have a vivid internal fantasy world where you imagine yourself as an alpha male amongst females, but the reality of your failure with the objects of your desire simply fuels your rage, basically you're a ticking time bomb. Your relationship with your mother was difficult and strained, and your father was a prick who treated your mom badly, which was the origins of your misogynistic dis-function. You will find it difficult if not impossible to forge a positive intimate relationship with a female going forward. You masturbate constantly, and the sores from your self-abuse serve as a constant reminder that you have failed at the most basic forms of human interaction. This reality is constant torture to your psyche, and you hate yourself as much if not more than the women you despise, yet who remain the objects of your secret hopes and dreams. You're likely a victim of constant bullying at school or work, further exacerbating your emasculation.

You'll either go the Eliot Rogers route and go out in a hail of bullets or you'll simply fade away in anonymity, just another simpering cuckold of the world, lashing out in his own head at the more fulfilled, successful men you hate but wish you were, and the women who those men satisfy while you can't, just another nail in the coffin of your shriveled, eviscerated manhood. If you don't have a manifesto yet, please start one, the treatise of a failed and broken man is a fascinating read.

So yeah...

You're a hell of a writer; you're wasting your time on this site, you should use this talent somewhere constructive.

Of course it missed me by quite a margin, I was making a joke; Em Wat is a little pretentious, so was 'putting her in her place' with regards to the study of human sexuality.

Once again, a furtive imagination guy, dont waste it on here

 

[DM1982]

Thanks for enlightening me. You are right. Those jokes are hilarious, haven't laughed that much in years. What I get for being an uptight pansy.

In actuality, you shouldn't have taken my post so seriously. I, in fact, sensed your post as a bit facetious, hence my Yoda word play. Kind of defensive for an adult.

Ok Genk...

Thanks for playing

 

[philth]

She is learning about Kinbaku and Shibari.

Rope is definitely fun.
You really both have to be into it though, otherwise your basic quick knots with whatever's around/velcro straps/cuffs work just as well.
Some people don't have the patience for rope play.