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Elon Musk Agrees to $44b Deal for Twitter

Man his kid fucking despises him!

There’s a lot of stuff I need to debunk which I will get to don’t worry, but I want to start with what I find the funniest which is the notorious “slightly autistic” tweet. This is gonna be a bit so just bare with me

This is entirely fake. Like, literally none of this ever happened. Ever. I don’t even know where he got this from. My best guess is that he went to the Milo Yiannopoulis school of gay stereotypes, just picked some at random and said “eh- good enough” in a last-ditch attempt to garner sympathy points when he is so obviously in the wrong even in his own fucking story.

I did not have a “love of musicals & theatre” when I was four, because y’know… I was fucking four. I did not know what these things were. My earliest real experience with musicals was when my twin brother had a hamilton phase in 8th/9th grade and overplayed it so much in the car to the point where for a long time I swore off the entire genre.

I never picked out jackets for him to wear and I was most certainly not calling them “fabulous” because literally what the fuck. I did not use the word fabulous when I was four because once again I would like to reiterate… I was four. Like this is so obvious I don’t even think it warrants explanation but apparently people believe this nonsense so here I am.

This entire thing is completely made up and there’s a reason for this. He doesn’t know what I was like as a child because he quite simply wasn’t there, and in the little time that he was I was relentlessly harassed for my femininity and queerness. Obviously he can’t say that, so I’ve been reduced to a happy little stereotype f*g-ing along to use at his discretion. I think that says alot about how he views queer people and children in general.

As for if I’m not a woman… sure, Jan. Whatever you say. I’m legally recognized as a woman in the state of California and I don’t concern myself with the opinions of those who are below me. Obviously Elon can’t say the same because in a ketamine-fueled haze, he’s desperate for attention and validation from an army of degenerate red-pilled incels and pick-mes who are quick to give it to him. Go touch some fucking grass✨
 
I did not have a “love of musicals & theatre” when I was four, because y’know… I was fucking four.
Isn't this the same argument right wingers use to deny that kids can know their gender identity?

The notion that a 4 year old can love musicals and theatre is not exactly an absurd claim. Nor is the claim that a 4 year old could use the word "fabulous".
 
Elon Musk Just accused AOC and Democrats of been antisemitic just because AOC was agaisnt Netanyahu.
 
Isn't this the same argument right wingers use to deny that kids can know their gender identity?

The notion that a 4 year old can love musicals and theatre is not exactly an absurd claim. Nor is the claim that a 4 year old could use the word "fabulous".

Yeah what a dumb point. My 2.5 year old likes to dance, how is that unbelievable? No, she won't remember when she's older and it doesn't mean she'll like it when she's older. But it's pretty normal for kids to like all kinds of stuff when they're very young.
 
Man his kid fucking despises him!

There’s a lot of stuff I need to debunk which I will get to don’t worry, but I want to start with what I find the funniest which is the notorious “slightly autistic” tweet. This is gonna be a bit so just bare with me

This is entirely fake. Like, literally none of this ever happened. Ever. I don’t even know where he got this from. My best guess is that he went to the Milo Yiannopoulis school of gay stereotypes, just picked some at random and said “eh- good enough” in a last-ditch attempt to garner sympathy points when he is so obviously in the wrong even in his own fucking story.

I did not have a “love of musicals & theatre” when I was four, because y’know… I was fucking four. I did not know what these things were. My earliest real experience with musicals was when my twin brother had a hamilton phase in 8th/9th grade and overplayed it so much in the car to the point where for a long time I swore off the entire genre.

I never picked out jackets for him to wear and I was most certainly not calling them “fabulous” because literally what the fuck. I did not use the word fabulous when I was four because once again I would like to reiterate… I was four. Like this is so obvious I don’t even think it warrants explanation but apparently people believe this nonsense so here I am.

This entire thing is completely made up and there’s a reason for this. He doesn’t know what I was like as a child because he quite simply wasn’t there, and in the little time that he was I was relentlessly harassed for my femininity and queerness. Obviously he can’t say that, so I’ve been reduced to a happy little stereotype f*g-ing along to use at his discretion. I think that says alot about how he views queer people and children in general.

As for if I’m not a woman… sure, Jan. Whatever you say. I’m legally recognized as a woman in the state of California and I don’t concern myself with the opinions of those who are below me. Obviously Elon can’t say the same because in a ketamine-fueled haze, he’s desperate for attention and validation from an army of degenerate red-pilled incels and pick-mes who are quick to give it to him. Go touch some fucking grass✨


Elon Musk is a shitty father and having a trans kid broke his brain and made him go full chud and all this explains a lot of what he’s done in the past few years.
 
Damn, now his kid is busting Elon's balls over Elon's alter-ego that Elon uses on Twitter to praise himself. Trump has John Baron; Elon has has Adrian Dittman. lmao!

So now that I’ve gained some traction reading Adrian Dittman to filth, I want to make one thing absolutely clear. I disowned him, not the other way around.
 
Dude, the market cap is the share price of a publicly traded company multiplied by the number of outstanding shares.

Twitter (X) doesn't have any outstanding shares because Elon took it private when he bought company with his coalition of investors.

Twitter was de-listed from the exchanges in 2022, so the share price on that website was the final one that was recorded at the time the sale was finalized.

Because Twitter is a private company, there is no absolute indication of what it's worth.

However, inferences can be made from financial records of the owners.

For example, Fidelity, which was part of the investment group that helped Musk buy Twitter, has gradually written down the value of its stake in the company since the purchase and estimated a steep decline of Twitter as a whole in its internal accounting. Currently, it's 72% lower than what it was at the time of the sale.

This coupled with the advertiser exodus, and the general shit state of the app if you actually use it, shows how Elon has run the company into the ground.

The real equity value of Twitter was zero by the time the deal closed. The situation has only become worse as the underlying business has declined significantly under Musk's leadership.

Musk is financially capable and seems willing to fund the company from his other business ventures. It is an expensive hobby for him. A hobby which he seems to really enjoy. This is not the first time that a rich person has funded a money losing media property because of non-financial motives.

As I have written before, the most fun outcome is that Apollo buys the Twitter debt at a deep discount.
 
Elon is now trying to piggyback off of the antitrust actions against Google and is claiming that X will sue Google and the companies who stopped advertising on the platform after he ended moderation and let all of the idiots run wild.

I'm sure this will work out just as well as the last several frivolous lawsuits that he's filed.



...and I'm also sure that the video of the world's greatest genius literally telling advertisers "fuck off, I don't want your money" won't get played in court.

 
Elon Musk, as owner of a major social media platform, is apparently not allowed to express his political opinions... yet there are no complaints about Mark Zuckerberg doing it:

 
Elon Musk, as owner of a major social media platform, is apparently not allowed to express his political opinions... yet there are no complaints about Mark Zuckerberg doing it:


Who says that Elon can't express his political opinions? That's what he does literally 15 hours a day on his social media platform.

The issue is him thinking that the companies who used to give Twitter ad revenue are obligated to keep paying to be associated with a platform where he let a bunch of racists and conspiracy theorists off the leash to post whatever they want to.
 
Elon is now trying to piggyback off of the antitrust actions against Google and is claiming that X will sue Google and the companies who stopped advertising on the platform after he ended moderation and let all of the idiots run wild.

I'm sure this will work out just as well as the last several frivolous lawsuits that he's filed.



...and I'm also sure that the video of the world's greatest genius literally telling advertisers "fuck off, I don't want your money" won't get played in court.



I’m gonna sue everyone who doesn’t like my posts
 
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