Dwight Howard bangs 16 year old...

[Pliny Pete]

Either way, who gives a shit about the age. She obviously wanted it; that's not the point here.

The point is that his texts are fucking hilarious, and she's Colin Kaepernick's twin, and that to me is greatly LOL worthy.

How do you figure those are his texts?
One sounds like its from the females and the other sounds like its from his friend
Are you talking about some other texts that you didnt post?

 

[Gus Fring]

 

[white-pony]

this thread would be a lot better if i knew who kapernick was

The underage chick he banged.

 

[louky]

The underage chick he banged.

 

[RabidJesus]

Cant even get mad. Almost like banging a girl that ugly is punishment enough.

 

[in the]

Damn, Dwight took this thing to the next level. Found a pic of his costume he used to go in and out of the hotel where his 16 year old Princess was staying:

Spoiler

 

[The One True]

 

[HugeFanSmallBod]

I dont get the text. If grey is dwight why is he saying you dont even know my age?

 

[white-pony]

I dont get the text. If grey is dwight why is he saying you dont even know my age?

He thought he played her by acting like a 15 year old.

 

[HugeFanSmallBod]

Lol .

For real for real. If this shit is for real. That girl is most likely huge oil money, worth more than the nba.

 

[Pliny Pete]

I dont get the text. If grey is dwight why is he saying you dont even know my age?

Its not Dwight its one of the females

 

[Its Me Austin]

She was paid by Stan Van Gundy.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

His wrist is 2-3x the circumference of her ankle.

 

[DangDaGawd]

Cause this is clearly not true.

looks like him in that picture

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Jesus, I wouldn't hit that when even when I was 16.

Which is saying A LOT.

 

[kuromusha]

Even if he didn't bang her, it's still suspect that a grown man with children is hanging out with adolescents.

 

[DangDaGawd]

Why the hell would he go after her though? He could get way better vag around his age or at least in twenties by saying his name

Because he's a moron with the maturity of a 16 year old and an intelligence level far younger than that?

 

[Razuu]

Even if he didn't bang her, it's still suspect that a grown man with children is hanging out with adolescents.

Maybe he has a sister? and thats her sitting down?

 

[Kingz]

Sounds like Dwight is keeping a farm league of hoes to bang once they turn 18.

Must say...second round level prospect there.

 

[CoffeeAndBeer]