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Dwight Howard bangs 16 year old...

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  1. KrazyKanadian Gold Belt

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    Colin Kaepernick lookalike; sends emo texts and all. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking gold! This had better be true.

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  2. El Chimpo Cruel Man Platinum Member

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    scumbag
     
  3. Razuu Darth

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    Why the hell would he go after her though? He could get way better vag around his age or at least in twenties by saying his name
     
  4. ChillyPalmer The One True King

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    Bitch set him up lol.

    These dudes don't learn.

    Check the age. Don't send photos. Always wear a rubber.
     
  5. KrazyKanadian Gold Belt

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    Oh get off that, at 16, she full well knew what she wanted; that isn't the point here. The point is that she looks exactly like Colin Kaepernick, ANDDDD Dwight was sending her emo messages rather than the other way around (if true) BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  6. berimBOWLoh Silver Belt

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    most of all, make sure they are at least hot, wtf is going on here lol LOL LMFAO!!!
     
  7. INeedARemedy GOAT

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    dat face

    lmfao

    I kinda have the feeling that Dwert is mentally about 16 years old anyways (not even trying to talk shit... just... from what I've heard from him, he just seems that way)
     
  8. surgeyou1 Welcome to the Machida Era...Part Deux

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    Trying to match his idol Wilt Chamberlain...in and out of the court
     
  9. El Chimpo Cruel Man Platinum Member

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    i hope this scumbag does time for besmirching her innocence
     
  10. MarloStanfield The Wild Colonial Boy

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  11. metal saying what i want Platinum Member

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    Dwight is a lot of things, but dumb enough to fool around with a 16 year old can't be one of them. Hopefully. No way to really know unless he gets in trouble.
     
  12. KrazyKanadian Gold Belt

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    Chick probably way more mature than Dwert. God, that fucking text better be real.

    Seriously, if this chick shaved her head and got some tattoos, she would be Kaep.
     
  13. KrazyKanadian Gold Belt

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    Well good sir, in that case...carry on!
     
  14. INeedARemedy GOAT

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    What state is this in anyways? Homie should come play for the Celtics, age of consent is 16 here
     
  15. GracieMMABarra Word.

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    People are saying she turned 18 two days before he flew her out to Florida. So...
     
  16. Breakitdown RINGS Platinum Member

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    LMFAO. SMH Slight. SMH.
     
  17. KrazyKanadian Gold Belt

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    Either way, who gives a shit about the age. She obviously wanted it; that's not the point here.

    The point is that his texts are fucking hilarious, and she's Colin Kaepernick's twin, and that to me is greatly LOL worthy.
     
  18. Palpatine Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Texas I would imagine. They're pretty strict down there for these kinds of things.

    Don't be surprised if we're calling him Reek Howard next season.
     
  19. GracieMMABarra Word.

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    Since it's in your title...you?

    Anyways, Dwight can hit a 3
     
  20. ChillyPalmer The One True King

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    lol, you would think Texans would be more lenient about the age of consent.
     

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