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Dumb Starbucks opens in California

Right or wrong, Real Starbucks wins by bigger legal team.
 
hrmmm... So can I make a "You're Dumb Starbucks Coffee" and its legal?
 
One another site I read said that this might be a promotion for the new Dumb and Dumber movie. Notice how the employees were all hired via Craigslist and they haven't actually sold any coffee, they've just been giving it away for free.
 
I dont get it. Why are they doing this?
From an aerial view, you can see Los Feliz's giant ironic waxed moustache and novelty eyeglass frames.

All Googlemap directions are accompanied by not less than three questions marks per line.
 
We need to open a Dumber Starbucks and cash in while we can
 
They have no chance in hell of winning this. By the way they casually say "parody law" as a reason they are allowed to do this shows that they have no clue what they are talking about and did not even do a basic Google search for the federal copyright/trademark laws or any respective judicial opinions or articles or anything...which are very easy to find.
I wrote a paper in law school about this exact topic and you don't have to be a legal scholar to know this ain't gonna fly.

exactly. and its hilarious that they flaunt it as if its some magical protection lol. Its so clear cut that I can't believe they found a lawyer (ostensibly) to ok this.
 
I wonder if they just expect to make some profit quickly or something? It said they hired people off craigs list. So maybe pay the employees under the table to avoid insurance and taxes, cash in on the huge exposure, move the money somehow and then just declare bankruptcy as soon as the first legal action shows up.

Im just trying to figure out how anyone could think this possibly would work.

Although if it did somehow Id be looking forward to going to the Dumb Jack in the Boxes and Dumb Carls Jr that would pop up everywhere.
 
So this could be a werk, eh?

Pretty clever promo for a movie.
 
Real Starbucks will probably send over an enforcer and burn down Dumb Starbucks, soon.

You don't want to mess w/ the Coffee Godfathers.
 
One another site I read said that this might be a promotion for the new Dumb and Dumber movie. Notice how the employees were all hired via Craigslist and they haven't actually sold any coffee, they've just been giving it away for free.

They should definitely get the next door location and make dumber starbucks.
 
I've never seen Nathan For You. And because of this, I will start watching.

 
They should have opened a Starbutts with servers like this chick

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During my brief visit to the states I went to Starbuck quite a bit and thought it was great.

The staff were very friendly and often gave my friend and I free food because they knew we were struggling to find work for the summer.

Having free wifi was great as we could skype and email home.

I don't get why I always here people bitching about it.

people are bitching about it because of association.
hipsters turned starbucks into their hangout place :/ it is not uncommon to see some hipster fuck put his bare feet up on the table in a starbucks place.
 
Starbucks is just going to open their own location within close distance of the Dumb Starbucks and drive them out of business.
 
people are bitching about it because of association.
hipsters turned starbucks into their hangout place :/ it is not uncommon to see some hipster fuck put his bare feet up on the table in a starbucks place.

if u think starbucks is for hipsters u misunderstand hipsters.

starbucks is for wealthy and/or stupid people willing to pay the price of a full meal for a drink and a muffin.

that being said, their espresso is not that bad.
 
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