Drunk guy at judo

There's a drunk guy that hangs around our gym sometimes. He came in once and asks to take an intro while he was wasted.
 
That's actually pretty funny. I've done plenty of drunkin boxing, but wouldn't really want to do any grappling drunk I don't think. I'd also never show up drunk to my formal trainer's dojo, as has already been stated, that's very disrespectful.
 
I had that. A bloke had a "liquid lunch" and arrived to training quite wasted.

I threw him around so hard he kept having "beer burps" and then eventually, after turning a light shade of green, excused himself and sat off the rest of the session.
 
Once again I have to wonder where instructors are when things like this happen.

How would I handle it? I wouldn't have to, because he'd never step foot on my mats, and likely wouldn't step 3 feet into my dojo.
 
Darkslide632 said:
Once again I have to wonder where instructors are when things like this happen.

How would I handle it? I wouldn't have to, because he'd never step foot on my mats, and likely wouldn't step 3 feet into my dojo.
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So what, you'd use your amazing 'sensei-sense' to pick up on his inebriation and be like 'OMFG GTFO'?
 
Prokofievian said:
So what, you'd use your amazing 'sensei-sense' to pick up on his inebriation and be like 'OMFG GTFO'?
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Well, this might be a little difficult for you to understand, but I'd use a thing called COMMON SENSE and then I'd ask him nicely to leave, and if he refused I would escort him out. The fact that my dojo resides in the same building as the police department and that police officers use our room is an added bonus.
 
I'm pretty sure if I showed up at my judo club drunk they would never allow me to come back. Period.
 
Darkslide632 said:
Well, this might be a little difficult for you to understand, but I'd use a thing called COMMON SENSE and then I'd ask him nicely to leave, and if he refused I would escort him out. The fact that my dojo resides in the same building as the police department and that police officers use our room is an added bonus.
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It's just that you said "he wouldnt step 3 feet into my dojo," or even "step onto my mats." What, are you standing at the door as everyone comes in giving them a breathalyzer? It just sounds so gung-ho, it's ridiculous. Like I envision you crouching-tiger over to him and saying 'STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AT ONCE AND LEAVE THIS PLACE' lol.

What if he were just buzzed. It would take you a good long time of observing him to realise "omg, he may have had 2-3 drinks in the past hour."

Plus I'm giving you an especially hard time because you were claiming this is the fault of the BJJ "community," and simply "didn't exist in Judo." Well there you have it, a Judo school where a man is allowed to roll drunk. The sky is falling.
 
everyone has different styles. ever heard of drunken boxing???

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Shit, I would rather randori with a drunken judoka than roll with a drunken jiujitsoka. I have to admit I work extra hard to have top position on Saturday mornings so I don't have some stinky fucker sweating on me.
 
I've seen a bunch of people show up after a few cocktails. Whatever.
 
Prokofievian said:
It's just that you said "he wouldnt step 3 feet into my dojo," or even "step onto my mats." What, are you standing at the door as everyone comes in giving them a breathalyzer? It just sounds so gung-ho, it's ridiculous. Like I envision you crouching-tiger over to him and saying 'STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AT ONCE AND LEAVE THIS PLACE' lol.

What if he were just buzzed. It would take you a good long time of observing him to realise "omg, he may have had 2-3 drinks in the past hour."

Plus I'm giving you an especially hard time because you were claiming this is the fault of the BJJ "community," and simply "didn't exist in Judo." Well there you have it, a Judo school where a man is allowed to roll drunk. The sky is falling.
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For you to give me a hard time I'd actually have to give a flying fuck what your opinions are and luckily I don't, so my time is quite easy, but thanks for putting in some effort; I might have even given you a pat on the ass and a "good game" if we weren't communicating via text..

He wouldn't make it 3 feet into my dojo or onto my mats because he would have never had the chance to come back after the FIRST time there was an issue... but that might be a little too logical for you to make sense of, Scooter.
 
we had one guy show up drunk so we sent him home and told him to come back when he was sober so he left and came back 10 minute later saying he was sober

we gave him a basic field sobriety test and he failed so we told him to sit on the bench so he wouldn't drive around drunk
 
Darkslide632 said:
For you to give me a hard time I'd actually have to give a flying fuck what your opinions are and luckily I don't, so my time is quite easy, but thanks for putting in some effort; I might have even given you a pat on the ass and a "good game" if we weren't communicating via text..

He wouldn't make it 3 feet into my dojo or onto my mats because he would have never had the chance to come back after the FIRST time there was an issue... but that might be a little too logical for you to make sense of, Scooter.
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You're really no fun you know that?

What if he were covert up until that time? The fact is that there is quite possibly many times that he could've stepped 4 or maybe 5 feet into your dojo, and rolled with your students, and propogated his obviously BJJ sired ways. Maybe he were a social alcoholic and could contain himself and just go along his merry way?

I mean, you just come across as this megalomaniacal, omniscient, overlord of your dojo, when the application of this is just not possible. Maybe if he were stumbling all over the place or "close-talking" you could figure this out, but he'd still have "sullied your dojo's good name" at this point. I almost want to go to your dojo, and be "the good student" for a little while, and start coming to class progressively more and more drunk, recording my blood-alcohol levels, until you finally noticed. I bet you it'd be somewhere around 0.10 before you finally noticed.

Also, attacking someone's logic and intelligence when you make blanket comments about the behaviour of a community based on no practical experience of it, is just capital. Really good work there.

*golf clap*

Oh yeah, and this was all a joke, so if you could change your tampon, and chill the fuck out, that'd be sweet.
 
Not saying I've never went to Sunday practice a little "under the weather" after a hard partying Sat night but, to be drunk is hazardous to his team and himself.

He'd be asked to leave at my club.
 
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