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Drinking from the glass at restaurants...

I'll tell you a story that'll make you sick.

About 6 years ago I bartended at an Irish pub, and we had a typical glass washer where you put the glasses on the conveyor and they'd go through the machine. It started to have problems, and they'd have repair man after repair man come in to try and fix it.

Eventually they called in the head repair man of the appliance company, and he said that for the last few weeks the soap wasn't being dispensed into the washing machine at all. I threw up in my mouth a little after hearing that.

Also when I'd cut lemons for the bar, the head chef said that I was the only one he ever saw wash the lemons before cutting them.


read this. didn't get sick.

like a bas...er....boss..
 
I don't care about drinking out of a glass, I don't care about lemons/limes going in my drink.

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i intentionally don't drink from straws, because it looks fucking gay. you look like you're blowing the straw.
 
I'll tell you a story that'll make you sick.

About 6 years ago I bartended at an Irish pub, and we had a typical glass washer where you put the glasses on the conveyor and they'd go through the machine. It started to have problems, and they'd have repair man after repair man come in to try and fix it.

Eventually they called in the head repair man of the appliance company, and he said that for the last few weeks the cleaning solution wasn't being dispensed into the washing machine at all. I threw up in my mouth a little after hearing that.

Also when I'd cut lemons for the bar, the head chef said that I was the only one he ever saw wash the lemons before cutting them.

The water in those machines is so hot, the soap is really only to help the water rinse off. The heat is far more sanitizing than the soap.
 
i intentionally don't drink from straws, because it looks fucking gay. you look like you're blowing the straw.

My blowjob technique is so lame I can drink from a straw and no-one suspects a thing
 
Dude. Every restaurant has a better dishwasher than what you have at home. Every piece of silverware, plate, glass etc goes in that thing before it hits your table.

I don't think anything else needs to be said
 
I fuckin hate straws, never use them. I got my girlfriend doing the same thing now lol. She thought I was weird and then just this last time we went out to eat and she wasn't using a straw lol.
 
if you don't drink from a straw or eat bananas for fear of others thinking you have homosexual tendencies, your subconscious is trying to protect you and the fact you like giving hummers.
 
Drinking from the glasses near the sink at motels, I hear they don't clean those too often. But those places are hardly restaurants
 
Drinking from the glasses near the sink at motels, I hear they don't clean those too often- a lot of stuff settles on those and the maids don't pay attention to them when turning rooms over. But these places are hardly restaurants
 
My blowjob technique is so lame I can drink from a straw and no-one suspects a thing

but you eat German sausages like a Pride parade
 
The water in those machines is so hot, the soap is really only to help the water rinse off. The heat is far more sanitizing than the soap.
I would hope so, because the glasses looked pretty scummy before it was properly fixed.
 
I'll wake up and take the bus to work making a point to hold the filthy ass hand rails. When i go to the bathroom I'll take a piss and full hand grab my shaft and also the flusher, proceed to not wash my hands and then I'll eat a sandwich for lunch. But it won't be prepared. I like to make my sanwhiches fresh and get my hands all up in there. If it's tuna I like to put olive oil on it by massaging it in and shaping a perfect tuna square on the bread. I usually lick my hands clean as well. I beleive this keeps my immune system strong.
 
I'll wake up and take the bus to work making a point to hold the filthy ass hand rails. When i go to the bathroom I'll take a piss and full hand grab my shaft and also the flusher, proceed to not wash my hands and then I'll eat a sandwich for lunch. But it won't be prepared. I like to make my sanwhiches fresh and get my hands all up in there. If it's tuna I like to put olive oil on it by massaging it in and shaping a perfect tuna square on the bread. I usually lick my hands clean as well. I beleive this keeps my immune system strong.

youll stay healthier than Magic if you ever get AIDS...
 
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