Don't you hate the dickhead roller?

[Amerikuracana]

HERE IS WHAT U DO if he is breathing hard already, plug his nose and put you hand over his mouth, and YOU stay real calm and exert hardly any energ. Just take away his breath anyway possible, he will be done after about a minute and a half and you can have your way with him.

 

[TalkShowOnMute]

Funny. I get beat up more by blues and purples than white belt spaz noobs. I'm always getting elbowed or face locked, but I love it. I look like shit, but I love it.

White belt spaz noobs are easy to immobilize or sweep, but when you have a solid blue or purple on you you can get pretty beat up especially when they are the ones doing jerky or fast movements.

 

[Cardio King]

I was in bottom of half-guard and a 230lbs spaz was trying to "front naked choke" me.

I told him to "stop squeezing my fucking jaw and head, what the fuck is wrong with you."


seriously, do noobs in boxing just plow eachother with right hands?

 

[txfighter13]

Those fighters usually develop into one of two categories. They either quit or they have to stop being a spaz and fix their game.

 

[Delbjj]

Beat them savagely

I can say that I have personally reitred dozens of these guys. If you smash them bad enough, they dont come back.

 

[TheKnicker]

I dont think letting a spaz waer himself out, then hurting him is a good option. Long story short, I tried that a few months back and the kid spazzed as i took his back. His head met my nose and his head won. After being put out for 3 months and a septoplasty later, just hold the choke slightly longer than you should. Most people dont like to be put on the verge of going to sleep.

p.s. The ending to the kid breaking my nose was him going nighty night infront of the class for being a spaz. a good RNC levels them out well.

 

[JDV5811]

i have a few spaz people at my gym. no one likes to really roll with them at all. or we try to avoid it at all cost. they are usually the younger guys either in high school or just got out of high school. its usually a group of 3 or 4 of us we only roll with or partner up with for the most part. unless we are doing a round robin type thing where we have to roll with everyone. one guy spazed on me and i went just as hard or harder than he did and he stopped doing it at least with me. be mean once to him and if he complains be like hey you want to play hard so can i. they will get the hint not to act like a spaz with you.

 

[Blast D*]

easiest guys to stop.

 

[nyne]

My approach is direct. I'm respectful but have no problem telling a spaz to "tone it down a notch, roll @ 60%, there's no titles to be won here it's just training". There's always exceptional cases but I'd prefer to behave like an adult (when possible haha).

 

[Reveen]

seriously, do noobs in boxing just plow eachother with right hands?

In most styles you will find the occasional unrefined noob; I've seen noob boxers throwing wild haymakers that would put Chuck or Wandy to shame and like any other noob they get pwned by someone with good technique.

 

[lethalazn]

I was in bottom of half-guard and a 230lbs spaz was trying to "front naked choke" me.

I told him to "stop squeezing my fucking jaw and head, what the fuck is wrong with you."

seriously, do noobs in boxing just plow each other with right hands?

The exact same thing happened to me days ago, except I tapped. A lot of spazzers like to "invent" their own way to deal with being inside your closed guard since they'll most likely be 2x stronger than the other guy(i.e. neck cranks laying there to smother you with their shoulder or both...)

I doubt most of them have an answer for open guard...at least with No-Gi

 

[SLaKKJaW]

Let them spaz. You relax. Might be easy for me to say cause I'm not -that- small and have a strong guard game, but that's pretty much what I do.

Even in the 'front naked choke' situation! (LOL!!)

I just relax, let them wear themselves out with their spaz attacks, then run technique drills on them. Or if I can do it quick enough, take their back and go for a ride for a while.

 

[CT *FBJJ*]

I was rolling with this dude like, maybe, two weeks ago. It was his first time in clas and he was some big ego wrestler dude. I have him in my closed guard and start to hike it up and put him in rubber guard. He says "What the fuck is that? Stop!" And I tell him it's just the guard, work your passes, (wich is what he ASKED to help work with him on). So I put him back in normal closed guard. He then stands up all the way and drops a shoulder on my face. So I tell him he can't do it and to just try and past the guard. So he picks me up and F'in Rampge Jackson's me. So I tell him if he does anything like that one more time we're done. He agrees. So we're rolling, and he then puts his elbow on my throat and digs it in. I put him in a triangle and, instead of tapping or doing a legit, technical escape, he puts his knee on my nose and puts all his weight on it. So I'm really pissed and tell him to go roll with someone else if he's going to be a cock.