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Trump Jr., Kushner, and Manafort all working together towards a common goal! All working to make Trump the President! All in the same room!
It's a coincidence!!! Not collusion! Trump is innocent, he swears!!
It's a coincidence!!! Not collusion! Trump is innocent, he swears!!

A glorious opportunity for a re-post of the updated flowchart, everyone!The beauty of it is that these clowns (even during the election) were wrong time and time again and kept moving on to the next thing. They mocked me for "Hillary's Health" for example and then she seizured. Bunch of unfunny Jon Stewart wannabes that don;t have the ability to self reflect.
- It wasn't Russia! This is grassroots hacktivists from across the globe doing God's work! -->
- There's no proof it was Russia! The Dems are just fabricating that narrative to hurt Trump because the DNC is corrupt! -->
- Okay, it was Russia, but what did they do that is so bad? It wasn't like they hacked voting machines! -->
- Okay, they tried to hack voting machines, but they didn't succeed! See? The DNC is so incompetent! How come they didn't infiltrate the computers of the RNC or Republicans? -->
- Comey lied when he testified they also successfully hacked the RNC and Republicans! Don't you remember Hillary? He saved her! Loretta Lynch met Bill Clinton! Obama spied on Trump! None of Trump's people were meeting with Russians like this! -->
- Okay, so most of Trump's top guys met with Russians like this. Who cares? This is just good diplomacy. The Russians helped the American people, they didn't betray us like Comey. He never did anything to hurt Hillary's campaign! He let her off the hook! Trump will lock her up! -->
- Okay, so Trump won't lock her up. He's a saint, you know?! He's more focused on draining the swamp-- starting with Comey!! He kept Hillary out of prison! Besides, Rod Rosenstein himself said Comey should be fired! -->
- Okay, so Trump was gonna fire him anyway! What's the big deal? It's not like that's obstruction of justice! -->
- Oh, so that was obstruction of justice? Wait, what is obstruction of justice?
- Comey's a leaker! He's a dirty filthy, leaking mongrel, see! There shouldn't even be an investigation! Fuck that Mueller, guy, too! And Trump substantiated that before firing him! It was classified info!! -->
- Okay, so Trump hasn't substantiated that. Leakers still need to die! It's un-American -->
- Wait, no, not Wikileaks! Wikileaks has never been anything but puritan! They never tell a lie! They want to heal the world, they don't want to hurt America!! -->
- Okay, so Trump's own intelligence directors are indicating that Wikileaks is a laundering service for Russia counter-intelligence, and that Assange is lying about Guccifer 2.0, threatening our national security, but what of it? Nothing he printed was untrue! All real emails! Didn't you hear about #Pizzagate?
rings are real! -->
- Okay, so
rings aren't real. Tell those people's families that, that...that was a mistake. Alex Jones is sorry. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe. Not really. Besides, Trump had nothing to do with any of this! There was no collusion! -->
- Okay, so there's collusion, so what? It's not like collusion is a crime!! -->
- Okay, so collusion could be a crime, but this isn't that kind of collusion!!! -->
- Okay, so it's that kind of collusion. But it's a nothingburger. It's like a traffic ticket. It isn't like they lied about it! -->
- Okay, so they lied about it. Maybe some heads have to roll. But not the God-King Emperor Trump. He's infallible. He didn't lie about it! It wasn't like he saw the emails before! -->
- Okay, so the God-King lied about it. He saw the emails way before. But it's still just a traffic ticket of collusion. It's not like there was a Russian spy in the room! -->
- Wait, there was a Russian spy in the room? I....I....I....I can't wait until the heroic Robert Mueller clears this all up! It was Kushner, see! It was all that Zionist pig scum Kushner!! Fuck, how are all you snowflakes and libtards so gullible? You believe anything the MSM tells you. Your story is always changing!!!!