Does Khabib Lay Claim to the Most Embarrassing Statistic in UFC History? [and is this it?]

[BigOlJeet]

This is by far the most delusional thing any Khabib stan has ever said.

Which is really saying something.

Conor isn’t gonna let you suck his dick any harder, you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Or maybe he will? Dreams do come true man, this one in particular.

 

[moosaev]

Wouldn't expect a thinly veiled Khabib hate thread coming from you since you're normally one of the better posters on here

he's a trash poster. And there's nothing thinly veiled about it, it's blatant hate lol.

 

[markg171]

I work out at a rate that keeps my weight the same regularly. Therefore, while changing nothing about my diet, if I double my normal routine I will lose weight. Not complicated at all. You just can't think critically.

I've been cutting and making weight since I was a teen. Never counted calories. Always made weight. Train with a gym full of people who so the same.

Stop talking about shit you have no experience with

If you re-read yourself very carefully you will in fact realize you are calorie counting. Poorly.

Once again, I am not surprised that you struggle to make weight.

 

[StonedLemur]

Eeeh depends on the event. More often than not I have same day weigh ins. So for those, I don't cut too much. But for others I'll drop a lot. I hate cutting tho so I'll usually just be the small guy and cut a little less

I had same day weigh ins for wrestling and would usually cut 7-10 lbs over a day and a half to make 145 because that's where all the best wrestlers were.

You were smart though staying closer to your weight for the most part.
These guys (we'll use Poirier for example)
said he was walkin around at 190 when he was fighting at 145...that shit is nuts to me lol.

 

[ThePimblettEra]

This is green Khabib.
Still wet behind the ears.

Not the Khabib that went on to outgrapple all-time grapping greats such as Conrad McGoober and Homer Simpson's son.

 

[GreatSaintGuillotine]

How are you actually this dumb?

This is calorie counting.

It's not. I don't track calories. I don't know how much I'm intaking. I don't meal prep. I don't eat the same meals on a routine. I eat what I want or whatever my wife cooks. I dont place any controlling factors on my diet. I just know my body.

Again, you don't know what you're talking about.

 

[GreatSaintGuillotine]

I had same day weigh ins for wrestling and would usually cut 7-10 lbs over a day and a half to make 145 because that's where all the best wrestlers were.

You were smart though staying closer to your weight for the most part.
These guys (we'll use Poirier for example)
said he was walkin around at 190 when he was fighting at 145...that shit is nuts to me lol.

Trust me I know. When I don't do same day weigh ins I'll face guys who are normally a weight class or two ahead of me. Shit is ass

 

[markg171]

It's not. I don't track calories. I don't know how much I'm intaking. I don't meal prep. I don't eat the same meals on a routine. I eat what I want or whatever my wife cooks. I dont place any controlling factors on my diet. I just know my body.

Again, you don't know what you're talking about.

"I eat as much as I always do and just do more when I want to lose weight"

This is calorie counting. Very poorly done. The fact you are incapable of understanding this is exactly why you struggle to make weight.

 

[StonedLemur]

Trust me I know. When I don't do same day weigh ins I'll face guys who are normally a weight class or two ahead of me. Shit is ass

Its a crazy thing sir.
There's ways to fix it but it seems the AC and the promotions want no part of a solution unfortunately.

 

[GreatSaintGuillotine]

Just because it hasn’t been posted yet

 

[GreatSaintGuillotine]

"I eat as much as I always do and just do more when I want to lose weight"

This is calorie counting. Very poorly done. The fact you are incapable of understanding this is exactly why you struggle to make weight.

Calorie counting requires you to cognizantly keep track of and contril your intake. That's not what I do. What you're saying is like saying anyone who throws a kick is a kickboxer. You're wrong.

And again, it does not change the fact that you've been wrong about every part of this argument. You said most weight cutting is water. Objectively wrong. You said exercise has nothing to do with losing weight. Objectively wrong.

I'm done entertaining your stupidity. Peace

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Combined record of Khabib's opponents before UFC: 65-48

Combined record of Conor's opponents before UFC: 72-24

Far fewer debutantes and guys with losing records on Conor's resume, as well. Hate to defend Conor on anything, but have to back up my bud mark!

 

[markg171]

Calorie counting requires you to cognizantly keep track of and contril your intake. That's not what I do. What you're saying is like saying anyone who throws a kick is a kickboxer. You're wrong.

And again, it does not change the fact that you've been wrong about every part of this argument. You said most weight cutting is water. Objectively wrong. You said exercise has nothing to do with losing weight. Objectively wrong.

I'm done entertaining your stupidity. Peace

The fact you're too stupid to do the math in your head or just use an app to make things easier and controllable doesn't mean your body isn't poorly calorie counting when you maintain your same intake lifestyle but double your activity.

Enjoy your struggles making weight. As long as you avoid the tiramisu you probably won't end up like Khabib as everybody knows tiramisu is just a super toxin that causes weight cut failures through something other than its high calories.

 

[GreatSaintGuillotine]

The fact you're too stupid to do the math in your head or just use an app doesn't mean you're not calorie counting.

Enjoy your struggles making weight. As long as you avoid the tiramisu you probably won't end up like Khabib as everybody knows tiramisu is just a super toxin that causes weight cut failures through something other than its high calcalories

Never struggled. Make weight easily. Never had a need to count calories because I hit my weight consistently. Keep reaching tho kid.

Lmk when you can run half a mile without almost dying.

 

[BJJ4Tone]

It's embarassing once you remember, seeing as this went to a decision, that Khabib could've also just won with 2 TDs to secure 2 rounds if he'd been able to keep him down.

As somebody else already said, if you scored the most TDs in UFC history that just means your opponent also got back to their feet the most in UFC history.

Funny, I never hear anyone talk about how FUCKING EMBARRASSING Max Holloway's performance was against Calvin Katter...
He landed the most strikes in history, yet didn't finish him.

HOW FUCKING EMBARRASSING for Holloway.
Imagine hitting someone that many times and not being able to them
PILLOW-FISTED CONFIRMED!!!!!


^^^ This is how stupid you sound with this thread.

 

[TR1]

Everyone seems to have a different excuse for Khabib missing weight. Injury, illness, who cares?

Fighters are ill/injured all the time, there's no excuse for missing weight.

Khabib had the Tony fight scrapped because he couldn't make weight, and the scale fiasco against Gaethje is BS too.

The only legitimate claim you have is the Tony fight, which is well documented.


There was no scale fiasco aside from in the minds of conspiracy theorist Conor fans.

 

[markg171]

Funny, I never hear anyone talk about how FUCKING EMBARRASSING Max Holloway's performance was against Calvin Katter...
He landed the most strikes in history, yet didn't finish him.

HOW FUCKING EMBARRASSING for Holloway.
Imagine hitting someone that many times and not being able to them
PILLOW-FISTED CONFIRMED!!!!!


^^^ This is how stupid you sound with this thread.

People in fact complain about this all the time. They did the same for GSP and tons of other fights where one guy's just utterly having their way with them but still can't put them way.

You must be new here.

 

[TR1]

so your acknowledging the fact that khabib at 19 fights
fought nobodies
pretty embarrasing for khabib fans to know the reality
hes still the LW GOAT
but no where near the likes of jones anderson and gsp lol

At 19 fights Anderson Silva was fighting.....Curtis Stout. Who?

 

[Deleted member 585708]

The only legitimate claim you have is the Tony fight, which is well documented.


There was no scale fiasco aside from in the minds of conspiracy theorist Conor fans.

Wasn't it Mike Dolce?

 

[markg171]

Never struggled. Make weight easily. Never had a need to count calories because I hit my weight consistently. Keep reaching tho kid.

Lmk when you can run half a mile without almost dying.

So weird cause here's you from earlier today saying a hurt ribby poo made your weight cut "hard as fuck"

He didn't refuse to cut weight lol. He didn't walk out of camp at 158. He tried to cut but couldn't. Cutting with a broken rib is hard as fuck. I literally just had to do it and I don't cut nearly as much as mma fighter do.

Mma fans play favorites with missing weight. Charles gets all the passes in the world but Khabib gets demonized. I don't like the double standard. Cutting weight is hard. Shit happens. It's not as big a deal as people make it

Put your fork down more, track your calories, and your scale will go down a lot easier pal. It's 2024 and you're still trying to outwork a diet you don't even keep track of.