Does anyone really consider Alessio Sakara an apocolyptic fighter or

[Kangpehh**]

This is possibly the greatest thread in Sherdog history.

 

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

No, I see him as a gatekeeper at 185. His boxing is decent but I question his chin(finished by Houston and Leben)...On the ground I don't think hes that great. Whats so crazy bout what I said.

It was the goddamn egg that did it. Hell, I should have known with the way that freaking thing looked at me. What manner of eclectic pudding flowed there when I called? Why green? If the winds of change blow, they'd have to be told, but if it bellows or chimes, kill it. If I had to start the whole damned thing all over again, I'd start the whole damned thing all over again because I had to. It all boils down to a sticky situation if you boil it too long, but all the kickbacks, perks, and jive make it worth all the wait and weight (except for the little specks). While I'm on the topic, fuck the Pygmies.

 

[KebAMP]

Will we ever reach post # 2012 one apocolyptic day?

 

[ssk96]

There's only one period in the OP. So Sakara is good?

 

[RECKONER]

This thread is full of eldritch mysteries and nameless horrors. Who can stop the eschatological ruination that is sure to befall us when Sakara unleashes his plagues and speaks his doom?

 

[CO68]

I will regale you in a tale of the apocalyptic fighter, John Alessio Sakara Connor

John Alessio Sakara Connor was sent back in time to stop Skynet (it would lead to an apocalyptic future). Time travel has a number of flaws, so the knowledge of him being sent back in time to fight Skynet became fuzzy and all he could retain was that he was suppose to fight something. So naturally, he became an MMA fighter. Now, we're all fucked because Skynet is going to cause the apocalypse and we have no one to fight it, but hey, at least we have an apocalyptic fighter to watch in the UFC in the meantime.

edit: Oh wait, I see the error of my ways. This thread isn't about the apocalyptic fighter, John Alessio Sakara Connor, but instead the apocolyptic fighter, Alessio Sakara. Sorry, I'm not really familiar with those teachings. Do you have a newsletter?

 

[iflw]

Wow. I read up to page 20 or so...and just wow. Im confident TS has been disqualified from the human race by now and frankly think I would have better luck communicating with a stone. Also I doubt I will ever understand another word of english again. sigh...

 

[Vividsbricks23]

God, this thread needs to go..

 

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

Wow. I read up to page 20 or so...and just wow. Im confident TS has been disqualified from the human race by now and frankly think I would have better luck communicating with a stone. Also I doubt I will ever understand another word of english again. sigh...

If by "disqualified from the human race" you mean "became the Great Quasiprophet of the Sakaran Apocolips", you are correct.

 

[Mickey Mick]

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the apocolips began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like tattooed Italians, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"
- appropriated from HST

 

[CRuck1980]

How is this thread staying out of the apocalyptic wasteland?

 

[oldirtygrappler]

now junkie is reporting Jorge Rivera v. Apocoliptic Sakara at 118 in the Bean. He will take out his mourning pain in the battle against El Conquistador, perhaps more will be revealed to us in the octagon.

 

[Immelianenkoh**]

Don't forget your black bags, Bostonians.

 

[The Holyspook]

Respect to the Sakara family.

 

[Bravo Four]

This thread still makes no sense, nor is it funny

 

[JMKad]

I think he's an apocoliptic fighter. btw, anyone have any vids of him when he was boxing. really want to know how his boxing is and with his father just passing away I know he's gonna have some new motivation to kick everyones ass. He could be Anderson's buster Douglas

 

[UpaLoompa]

I think he's an apocoliptic fighter. btw, anyone have any vids of him when he was boxing. really want to know how his boxing is and with his father just passing away I know he's gonna have some new motivation to kick everyones ass. He could be Anderson's buster Douglas

Alessio Fucking Sakara doesn't box. He baxes.

 

[Pastor Trimm]

This thread still makes no sense, nor is it funny

Fuck man, the first 2 pages had me crying for fuck sakes. Anyway, yeah....

 

[Citizen Zero]

I laughed, I cried, I joined the apocolips. I'm fairly certain that at this point, even Alessio Sakara is ashamed of himself.......black bag.....fedor sauna.....

 

[oldirtygrappler]

I laughed, I cried, I joined the apocolips. I'm fairly certain that at this point, even Alessio Sakara is ashamed of himself.......black bag.....fedor sauna.....

hahahah whewww that was close, i thought you were going to post without any pre-requisite terms included.





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