Does anyone really consider Alessio Sakara an apocolyptic fighter or

[The_Crow]

The acopolips is baaaack..........

 

[Spaulding**]

Me, "FStep... the all knowing one... do I have to drink this Kool Aid? It smells funny..."

FStep, "Yes, my son, drink the Kool Aid. It will take you to the promised land where we will be safe from the apocolypse involving Sakara and somehow Fedor. Drink up, my son."

Me, "FStep, I don't feel so good... FStep? FStep!!!!!"

 

[Josep1001]

This was posted on a other great thread by the great Quasiprophet Fstep, may his wisdom and majesty never have an end.

Oh great Quasiprophet Fstep your great wisdom is needed else where; it has been rumored that Alesio Sakara is ready to leave the suana with the black bags at hand.


The Apocolips is nigh... as in maybe this saturday 111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He who knows the meaning of numbers, let him see.

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f2/does-anyone-really-consider-alessio-sakara-apocolyptic-fighter-1166991/


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[AmericanMMAdude]

Apocolypic Punch

right in the eye!

 

[Dani3L**]

hes a good fighter and a gate keeper, but thats about it... idk what apocolyptic even means, so i definitely never considered him one.

 

[hendoandbendo]

HOLY SHIT, this is hilarious, and i just got the 8th page, ive got back problems and i was laughing so hard i had to quit.

But for ANYONE that hasn't read this, it's a must read. I'm not even going to try and say or do anything funny because just about every post was hilarious and you can't top that.

So I had to bring it back just for the people who haven't read the first few pages, atleast read the first 8, thats what i did and it just brightened my morning so much. I think I'm going to read this thread every morning so i can laugh my ass off and start the day off in a good mood. Matter of fact, I'm bookmarking this son of a bitch and im going to read it when im high.

 

[The Holyspook]

Bad move by Bisping to accept that fight. He'd get put down hard.

I seriously hope this is Sakara's next fight. He's on a good streak and as far as names go this would be a good win for him. All hail the Epic Beard of the Apocolips!

 

[oldirtygrappler]

a fighter like fedor or a better example crocop back in the 2006 grand prix would be apocolyptic but a fighter like royce would be more of where i put sakara, a deadly ancient warrior look but not the skill or mentality so fighters give them more respect than they should and find themselves on the receiving end of bodily punishment

Im pretty sure this is his thesis, so i am getting it tattooed poorly across my back in roman text with a space until the 4th horseman is revealed

 

[Podgorny]

Well shit...

Sakkaran Apocolips iz cumin teh fuk shit up!

War Black Bags, Sauna Suits, and Pointless fucking (yet epically funny) threads involving Sakara, and Fedor.

All we need now is for somebody to come in and talk about how drinking your own piss can prevent the coming of teh Sakarran Apocolips!

 

[CrazedBadger]

I usually hate empty posts, but I just gotta say that this is an epic thread.

 

[shakazooloo]

....what?

x2.

 

[JinzoBlaze]

if this thread were mountain/summit, call thee everest.

 

[jackalusp45]

sherdog is now considerdered holy territory and must be utilized to spread the gospel of sakaran apocolito. those who fail to believe will forever be damned to the apocolipto punch of doom..... lol

this is the funniest thread I had to leave my mark on it

 

[CrazedBadger]

Requoting Happiness' "biblical" posts from page 5 of this thread for their sheer epicness, in case anyone missed them:




The Revelation of Sakara, which Upper Management gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant Fstep.

Behold, he cometh with Sponsorships; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.

And in the midst of the pay per view one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a black bag down to the foot, and girt about the paps not with a golden girdle but the desire for one.
His head and his hairs were black like Cesar, as black as his heart; and his eyes were as a flame of fire

And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. After he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last:

Here ends the first Revelation



Sakara know thy works, and thy labour, and thy desire for social acceptance and wealth, and he canst bear them which are evil: and he hast tried them which say they are in their mid thirties, and are not, and hast found them liars:

Here ends the 2nd revelation.



Behold, I have set before thee an open cage door, and no man can shut it: for thou hast a little strength, and hast kept my word, and hast not denied my name.

Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and I will sub him.

To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my sauna, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father Fedor in his Sauna.

Here ends the third revelation.



And before the Sauna there was a sea of glass like unto crystal: and in the midst of the Sauna, and round about the Sauna, were four beasts full of eyes before and behind.

And the first beast was like a lion, full of roaring and prancing, and he was nameth Dana White, and the second beast like a calf, meek and shy, and he was nameth Joe Silv, the third beast had the face of an goat and the mind of lowliest slug,and he was nameth Mike Goldberg, and the fourth beast was high like a flying eagle,and he was nameth Joe Rogan.

And verily the beasts of upper management opened the book, and behold a bell chimed, and on the fifth chime I looked, and saw a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Sakara, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto him over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.


The great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?

Here ends the revelation of Sakara, and here begins the coming of the apocolypes.

 

[oldirtygrappler]

before going back and reading the thread i was googling "sakara" "apocalypse' etc and came across this:

Wombat's UFC 65 Predictions

 

[DaDiazbro**]

requoting happiness' "biblical" posts from page 5 of this thread for their sheer epicness, in case anyone missed them:




the revelation of sakara, which upper management gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant fstep.

Behold, he cometh with sponsorships; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: And all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, amen.

And in the midst of the pay per view one like unto the son of man, clothed with a black bag down to the foot, and girt about the paps not with a golden girdle but the desire for one.
His head and his hairs were black like cesar, as black as his heart; and his eyes were as a flame of fire

and when i saw him, i fell at his feet as dead. After he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, fear not; i am the first and the last:

Here ends the first revelation



sakara know thy works, and thy labour, and thy desire for social acceptance and wealth, and he canst bear them which are evil: And he hast tried them which say they are in their mid thirties, and are not, and hast found them liars:

Here ends the 2nd revelation.



Behold, i have set before thee an open cage door, and no man can shut it: For thou hast a little strength, and hast kept my word, and hast not denied my name.

Behold, i stand at the door, and knock: If any man hear my voice, and open the door, i will come in to him, and i will sub him.

To him that overcometh will i grant to sit with me in my sauna, even as i also overcame, and am set down with my father fedor in his sauna.

Here ends the third revelation.



And before the sauna there was a sea of glass like unto crystal: And in the midst of the sauna, and round about the sauna, were four beasts full of eyes before and behind.

And the first beast was like a lion, full of roaring and prancing, and he was nameth dana white, and the second beast like a calf, meek and shy, and he was nameth joe silv, the third beast had the face of an goat and the mind of lowliest slug,and he was nameth mike goldberg, and the fourth beast was high like a flying eagle,and he was nameth joe rogan.

And verily the beasts of upper management opened the book, and behold a bell chimed, and on the fifth chime i looked, and saw a pale horse: And his name that sat on him was sakara, and hell followed with him. And power was given unto him over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.


The great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?

Here ends the revelation of sakara, and here begins the coming of the apocolypes.

lmfao....

 

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

The Holy Thread continues on. I approve.

I've been scared to do this, because I fear this may hold a revelation for which we're just not ready, but the time has come to multi-layer-translate the Quasiprophetic post with the biggest chance of revealing the fourth Fighter of the Apocolips. I quote the original:

a fighter like fedor or a better example crocop back in the 2006 grand prix would be apocolyptic but a fighter like royce would be more of where i put sakara, a deadly ancient warrior look but not the skill or mentality so fighters give them more respect than they should and find themselves on the receiving end of bodily punishment

Now I'm not going to run you guys through the explanation again. Those of you who are familiar with my other posts of this sort will know what I'm doing and the rest of you can go find one of my other similar posts and figure it out from there.

First, Italian:

a combatant as fedor or a better posterior part of the crocop of example in large prix 2006 she would be apocolyptic but a combatant like the royce would be more than where I have put the sakara, an ancient look died them of the guerriero but not l' ability or the mentality so as to the combatants gives they more respect who would have and to find itself on the wrong side of the corporea punishment

Then, Russian:

combatant as fedor or the more best part of posterior of crocop of an example in the large of prix 2006 it would be apocolyptic but combatant as royce would be more than where I it placed sakara, ancient view they died guerriero but not l' ability or [mentalnost] combatants give them more than respect which it would have and to find on the incorrect side of the punishment of corporea

Portuguese:

combatant as the stench or the part best of the posterior one of crocop of an example in the great one of prix 2006 would be apocolyptic but combatant because royce would be more than what where I it coloc sakara, sight that old had died guerriero but not l' the ability or the combatants [of mentalnost] gives them more than what they respect that would have and finds in the incorrect side of the punishment of the corporal one

Interesting... the smell of Crocop's ass may answer all of our questions, if I understand correctly. I'm not done, though. Time for Japanese:

L' which is not guerriero which sakara of I that coloc, is old in the place and dies; Because vision no royce which it had is from many, as a stench whether the combatant the best of the part of those of the rear section of crocop of the example of the 1 where prix 2006 is large was the apocolyptic combatant, but; What which respects that [the ability of mentalnost] the combatant has those from more and discovery of the inaccurate side of punishment of those of the body it gives

More about Crocop's ass, but increasingly cryptic. Could it be that the stench of Crocop's ass is the substance that will allow Ubereem to reach 900 tons? In case it is, I'm throwing in Dutch again:

L' which no guerriero which sakara of I are those coloc, old in the place are and die; Because the vision is no royce which it had of many, as fetidness or the strijder was the bests of the part of those of the achtersectie of crocop of the example of 1 where prix 2006 are large the apocolyptic combatant, but; What which respects that [the capacity of mentalnost] the strijder who has of more and discovery of the inaccurate side of sentence of those of the body it gives

It does seem to imply that the apocoliptic fighter will be "large". I think this is definitely answering a lot of questions. Now I'm going to throw in another language for three reasons:

1- "Coloc" is often used as an abbreviation for the French word for "roommate" - particularly in Quebec.
2- Jerome Lebanner. Seriously - he's large and at least quasiapocoliptic.
3- GSP - because I'm a fanboy and willing to explore this possibility
5- I have trouble with numbers.

L' ; what are and die no guerriero that d' will sakara it; I are these coloc, old man in l' place; Since the vision n' is any royce qu' it had of much, because the fetidness or the strijder was best part of those of l' achtersectie of the crocop of l' example of 1 where price 2006 is large the combatant apocolyptic, but; What which respects that [capacity of mentalnost] the strijder which has moreover and discovered vague side of the sentence of those of the body qu' it gives

This last one did not have quite the effect for which I was hoping.

 

[mmathurbator]

it's because your first post managed to butcher the human language

I know, its not hard. I speak english, spanish AND Human.

 

[dinosaur]

human is my favorite language

 

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

human is my favorite language

Mine too meow, but meow I have meow an accent.