Does anyone really consider Alessio Sakara an apocolyptic fighter or

mmanut said:
TS, your posts are always shining examples of what happens when an Asperger's Kid gets hold of a keyboard and a forum account but goddamn, you've outdone yourself this time. I read it twice and couldn't understand what the fucking gist of that essay was.
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You need Babel Fish, peyote, and a bit of patience to get it.


300th reply to The Holy fucking Thread. Fuck yeah.
 
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FStep has informed me that this is the image he saw in his dreams. I think we can safely assume that james Irvin will be the next victim of the Sakarran Apocolips.
 
Blunt Trauma said:
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FStep has informed me that this is the image he saw in his dreams. I think we can safely assume that james Irvin will be the next victim of the Sakarran Apocolips.
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I'm trying really hard not to be jealous/envious, here. I know that it's probably all in Sakara/Fedor/2006 GP Crocop's plan to test me, but I've worked/toiled so hard on translating His Holy/Sacred Post that I really wish the GQSA would speak/talk to me too.

Maybe/perhaps I just/simply haven't spent the time in the black bags. Maybe it's because I didn't take that boat with Alessio fucking Sakara. Maybe I did let my foolish pride get in the way of enlightenment. Fstep... talk to me, your Quasiholiness of the Sakaran Apocolips. Talk to me. I pray for your guidance every day.
 
zaphod beeblebrox said:
i'm trying really hard not to be jealous/envious, here. I know that it's probably all in sakara/fedor/2006 gp crocop's plan to test me, but i've worked/toiled so hard on translating his holy/sacred post that i really wish the gqsa would speak/talk to me too.

Maybe/perhaps i just/simply haven't spent the time in the black bags. Maybe it's because i didn't take that boat with alessio fucking sakara. Maybe i did let my foolish pride get in the way of enlightenment. Fstep... Talk to me, your quasiholiness of the sakaran apocolips. Talk to me. I pray for your guidance every day.
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lmfao! the excessive use of '/' was spot on!
 
good work, Fstep - that's some subtle trolling. still a hilarious thread from everyone else, though
 
MMA_Hole said:
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I was waiting for that. Thanks.

I need to get Photoshop. If I had it, I'd work out a way to get the picture shown below worked into a bigger picture of a sauna with Sakara standing there, looking sure of himself because he knows that for a solid minute and a half, he can totally outbox that kitten until the kitten knocks him the fuck out. Maybe there could be a picture hanging on the wall in the background with Fedor and 2006 GP Crocop in little boats, smiling because they know they have the inside scoop on the Sakaran Apocolips. Maybe I could show Royce Gracie in another boat wondering what the fuck all those black bags are for, but that's probably a bit ambitious.

Mind you, if anyone has a lot of time and wants to rise to the challenge and make that, we'd probably have to build you a temple you within just a few kilometers/miles of the Great Temple of Alessio fucking Sakara.


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Zaphod Beeblebrox said:
Maybe I could show Royce Gracie in another boat wondering what the fuck all those black bags are for, but that's probably a bit ambitious.
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Brother of the Apocolips, The one you speak of is known as the Ancient Warrior. (If you refer to the Scripture i.e. Page 1 of the thread it states that Royce Gracie is the Ancient warrior and Crocop/Fedor are examples of apocoliptic fighters)
 
other than rocky..i dunno a great italian fighter.
they'd rather talk and grab their nuts.
 
Hunter S. Thompson's ashes just reanimated so he could ask what TS was on when he wrote this post.

That's out there.
 
I am out of town but had to check back in to this thread. The picture, and Zaphoid's dilema certainly makes it worth it.
 
I only read the first 7 pages and it was amazing someone recap what happened because I want to get involved
 
I feel like what I've learned is that......the next step in human evolution is to always look like Julius Caesar/a historical warrior. This is accomplished by long days of trials in the sauna. This will earn the favor of upper management and grant power, and men will fear you. This is a simple man's surface level understanding of a profound and unspeakable truth.
 
Let me get this straight? Sakara will win the MW belt in 2012 marking the apocalypse? The black bags are to be used for protection/or feared. Depending if it's being worn by Sakara or for better example Fedor. Upper management will be pleased.
 
This thread needs to be stickied, it encapsulates the soul of Sherdog like no other.

In other news Alessio fucking Sakara is now exempt from taxes on religious grounds.
 
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