Does anyone really consider Alessio Sakara an apocolyptic fighter or

[Happiness]

If I get my way, abominable posts such as this one will result in a few decapitations.

You dont have to worry, he will never post again.

Sometimes the Apocalypse gets personal.

 

[Old Ironsides]

I would assume he's in the sauna, or in a boat looking for Alessio fucking Sakara.

dude you get the spirit award for keeping this thing alive AGAIN!

 

[mikey diablo]

I'm wearing a black bag now do I get in Fedor Sauna?

I'm wondering the TS authored my signature.

 

[Rob Battisti]

This thread will survive until 2012 when The Sakaran uprising ends the world.

 

[painteaches]

Sakara would win the thunderdome

 

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

dude you get the spirit award for keeping this thing alive AGAIN!

The night shift actually did a decent job of it.

 

[The Holyspook]

He is no longer "Legionarivs". He is now Alessio "Apocalittico" Sakara

 

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

This thread will survive until 2012 when The Sakaran uprising ends the world.

You know, I was always annoyed at all the people who believed in that 2012 nonsense - until now. For the first time ever, someone has actually put forth a plausible theory as to why the world should end in 2012. Fuck the Mayans and their defective calendars - Alessio fucking Sakara's APOCOLIPS will end the world.

I am now on the 2012 bandwagon!

 

[Happiness]

You know, I was always annoyed at all the people who believed in that 2012 nonsense - until now. For the first time ever, someone has actually put forth a plausible theory as to why the world should end in 2012. Fuck the Mayans and their defective calendars - Alessio fucking Sakara's APOCOLIPS will end the world.

I am now on the 2012 bandwagon!

I refer you to the first revelation

The Revelation of Alessio fucking Sakara, which Upper Management gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant Fstep.

Behold, he cometh with Sponsorships; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.

And in the midst of the pay per view one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a black bag down to the foot, and girt about the paps not with a golden girdle but the desire for one.
His head and his hairs were black like Cesar, as black as his heart; and his eyes were as a flame of fire

And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. After he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last:

It has been foretold, and so shall it be.

 

[ASUThermo]

Alot of that was mumbo jumbo to me, but maybe I am having a bad day reading. From day one no marketing scheme or tomato can opponent could sell me Sakara. It seemed from day one they were looking for an "old Vitor" replacement. I could live without him, James Irvine, Houston Alexander, and about a dozen other guys in the UFC that I group into the category that Kimbo is in, the guys that will get KTFO or will KTFO the bum they are fighting. All are one dimensional and are there for the very very very uneducated "fan" to watch.

 

[Zero_Sen]

The Sakarapocalypse has begun.

 

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

Alot of that was mumbo jumbo to me, but maybe I am having a bad day reading. From day one no marketing scheme or tomato can opponent could sell me Sakara. It seemed from day one they were looking for an "old Vitor" replacement. I could live without him, James Irvine, Houston Alexander, and about a dozen other guys in the UFC that I group into the category that Kimbo is in, the guys that will get KTFO or will KTFO the bum they are fighting. All are one dimensional and are there for the very very very uneducated "fan" to watch.

People who reply to the OP without reading the thread make Baby Alessio cry.

 

[Blunt Trauma]

We need to start a petition to get Alessio Sakara to change his nick name to Apocolips.

He should make his entrance wearing black bags. That will tell us for sure that Fstep is not the False Prophet.

 

[dinosaur]

I would assume he's in the sauna, or in a boat looking for Alessio fucking Sakara.

hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah amen to that brother I feel spirit of ufc management now hallelujah hallelujah
bless Alessio hallelujah

 

[dinosaur]

People who reply to the OP without reading the thread make Baby Alessio cry.

they make the mother alessio sad too

 

[dinosaur]

We need to start a petition to get Alessio Sakara to change his nick name to Apocolips.

He should make his entrance wearing black bags. That will tell us for sure that Fstep is not the False Prophet.

if he is going to do all that then his intro music should be

YouTube - SAUNA LIVE-BRIGHT EYES/EMPTY IS YOUR NAME

sauna live

 

[BERZERKER_GUTS]

...what the f are you on about son??

^this

 

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

^this

Making fun of the Great Quasiprophet of the Sakaran Apocolips is SO March 15th. Read the rest of the thread and you might gain some small insight into His wisdom.

Although I fear we may have to put His avatar on milk cartons soon.

 

[OGbucknasty]

This goes from idea to filler fluff to crap then finally asks a question, even a white belt finds this to be a poor post. He has decent stand up but a piss poor chin. Who really knows about his submission game he is sleeping once he gets to the ground.

 

[mmanut]

TS, your posts are always shining examples of what happens when an Asperger's Kid gets hold of a keyboard and a forum account but goddamn, you've outdone yourself this time. I read it twice and couldn't understand what the fucking gist of that essay was.