Does anyone really consider Alessio Sakara an apocolyptic fighter or

Old Ironsides said:
The true sequence of translations was something that only julius caesar knew. the story reads that he was going to alert all of rome, so they too could prepare for such an event.

the senate, terrified that the roman people would riot upon hearing such news, decided that they needed to kill caesar before his scheduled appearance on March 16 (today's date, which is scary as SHITZ). they decided to do caesar in March 15, which spawned the famous "beware of the ides of march" quote.

when they finally attacked, caesar assumed that the senate had learned the sequence of translations and would decipher the legend themselves for a profit. when caesar saw his closest friend brutus had led the attack, he proclaimed "y tu, Brutus?" meaning "and you also know the translation sequence for the sakaran apocolips?"

unfortunately for all of humanity, brutus did not know what the hell caesar was talking about and stabbed him in the neck. the translation sequence, sadly, died with him ... and him alone.
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Then all we can do is try every possible combination until we find the right one.

That said... HOLY SHIT!!!! Beware the Ides of March indeed!

Mind you, in spite of what Shakespeare had to say about about Caesar's death, he is more likely to have said "tu quoque, fili?" The meaning remains the same, scarily enough.
 
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Old Ironsides said:
the scary thing, what i think we all need to bear in mind here, is how the hell did FSTEP locate the GQSA???

we all know that the GQSA (also pictured a few posts above as the "cat in the black bag") went missing soon after telling julius caesar of the prophecy. the legend goes that the someone moronic servant employed by upper-management released the GQSA (prompting the invention of the common expression "who let the cat out of the bag?"). the immortal GQSA has been missing ever since.

now, my question is how FSTEP could have gotten this long-lost untranslated piece? did he locate the GQSA?

there are forces at work, i believe, that we can only barely hope to comprehend.
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This post is a fitting addition to this thread. Well done! I love in-depth investigations that bear fruit like this!
 
TheBurningMan said:
This post makes me want to put the pipe down.
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There is nothing you can put in a pipe and smoke that will lead you to post anything like the OP. TS has a brand of wisdom that transcends tetrahydrocannabinol, crack, and the laughable limitations of the English language.

Then again, your pipe won't save you from the APOCOLIPS, unless of course you keep it in a black bag and show it to Fedor (or a prime Cro-Cop, or occasionally/rarely Sakara, but only if he's in another boat) in the sauna. Don't let the cat see you.
 
Zaphod Beeblebrox said:
There is nothing you can put in a pipe and smoke that will lead you to post anything like the OP. TS has a brand of wisdom that transcends tetrahydrocannabinol, crack, and the laughable limitations of the English language.

Then again, your pipe won't save you from the APOCOLIPS, unless of course you keep it in a black bag and show it to Fedor (or a prime Cro-Cop, or occasionally/rarely Sakara, but only if he's in another boat) in the sauna. Don't let the cat see you.
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Heh, you are having way too much fun with this.
 
Back to Google Translate (AKA The Oracle of the Sakaran Apocolips). I wanted to try another combination of translations, since every new fact revealed in the Holy text that is the OP brings us all closer to Sakara/Fedor/The Apocolips/the sauna/our 30s (even for those of us who are already in our 30s - don't let the convenience of it all fool you: you will STILL need your black bags!)

So, for convenience, the original as posted by the GQSA Himself:


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Does anyone really consider Alessio Sakara an apocolyptic fighter or is his roman warrior mistique just raising his stock in the eyes of superior opponents and upper level management

i'm not referring to whether you the sherdog poster buys into it offcourse, it's more in terms of his opponents and by upper level management i don't refer to dana, joe silva or even any high level promoters, the sponsorships are what drive these fighters to sweat in those black bags they always wear in the sauna, no chance can dana make someone do that, we as human beings are driven by the desire for wealth, social acceptance, and once we hit our mid 30s our legacy (i'm not quite sure of sakara's age). to me personally the latter would be meaningless as i do not buy into the afterlife aspect so who cares what people think after i'm gone but someone religious like fedor would for sure think otherwise which is why he trains so hard and i can't imaging anyone arguing the success of his labor, although i don't think sakara is anywhere near in the same boat

but lets stay on topic, what makes Sakara the threat that he is even though his skill set may be lightyears behind him
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This time, I wanted to make sure I only used pious languages deeply associated with religious/moral/philosophical thought. So, I took it through Hebrew, Traditional Chinese, Greek (modern, as the Classical version is sadly missing from Google Translate), Arabic (I think Islam may have a few references to the Apocolips), Italian (since Latin is not an option and it is, after all, the Sakaran tongue), Japanese (I also think TS was inspired by Shinto), Haitian Creole (nothing on this earth can convince me that Voodoo had nothing to do with the Apocolips), and back to English. Here's the final result:





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I in fact, combatants fight Apocolyptic Aresshiosakara Romanian Mistique action or increase that was given to only manage the work I do not think that there was no

If I want offcourse Forum is to purchase a poster, clean and jure judges will be more, not Dana, Joshiuba, or the highest level, drivers and sponsors, in this case, the sona is in a black sweat still are some people that have the potential Dana do this, we as human beings motivated by a desire for wealth and social accept-come in - '30 is generally (and I said, " I really Saqqara), I personally, and in the past not forgotten me, and why buy more, that's my man, I think you are concerned about them after death but is not my boat in the former Egypt, I do not believe in religion, Fedor: Yes, I think so, very hard training, I have a good job it has done, you can not see any difference

But we, as in this case, threats, or Saqqara, which can stay away from the skill and light-years away
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I am in awe. I think we're closer than ever to understanding this quasiprophesy!
 
Zaphod Beeblebrox said:
I am in awe. I think we're closer than ever to understanding this quasiprophesy!
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While it is hard not to respect the efforts of a similar believer, I am convinced that you have been led astray due to your use of Google Translate. It is only since the Nicene Creed (n
 
Zaphod Beeblebrox said:
By Sakara/Fedor! I've been led astray indeed! How could I have been so foolish/stupid!

My only concern/worry is that Babelfish does not offer/provide quite as broad/large a range of languages/tongues as Google Translate, but/however that might/may actually/in fact be a blessing in that it makes my research/study that much easier/simpler.
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You have led us astray and in doing so have committed BLASPHEMY!

Quickly followers take away his black bags! Ban him from the Sauna! The UFC management will hear of your insolence!
 
Blunt Trauma said:
You have led us astray and in doing so have committed BLASPHEMY!

Quickly followers take away his black bags! Ban him from the Sauna! The UFC management will hear of your insolence!
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Gasp! The... the... the... UPPER management?

I am befucked.
 
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